Vent thread

@Beth  
Ok, well I’m not skinny. I’m about 211 pounds (I’ve lost around 40 pounds since last year).
 
I also don’t smoke. At all.
 
So I dunno what happened then.

@Penguin Dragneel  
Unless you have broken bones I don’t see any problems.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
I have no idea. All I know was that I watched a dude throw a chair at someone, I laughed like I was insane, I started coughing, and now my chest hurts.

@Penguin Dragneel
 
You probably pulled a chest muscle, or sprained your diaphragm. I’d doubt it being the lungs.

@Penguin Dragneel  
You should’ve seen my first day at school.

@Zincy  
Probably did. Best not watch anything else funny tonight then.
 
@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
Do I even want to know?

@Penguin Dragneel  
Let’s just say they regret keeping me out of sports.

@Zincy  
Yeah, collapsing a lung feels like getting hit by a truck, and the heart will go crazy over the drop in blood oxygen, it requires immediate medical attention if you can maintain consciousness long enough to call an ambulance.
 
I think a lot of people would black out, but fortunately laying on the floor doesn’t require much oxygen, and the muscles will start respirating faster, and they’ll wake back up.

Not even 30 seconds into an old YouTube video that I did, and it already makes me want to rip my testicles off.

@Penguin Dragneel  
Out of embarrassment for cringe or something else? I know I here that with artist all the time when they look back at their old stuff but I don’t know the complete context. Naturally, don’t link the video if it embarrasses you but I am just curious as to why .

I’ll never escape my creepy ass parents!

@doloresbridge  
Embarrassment. It was made three years ago. Therefore my voice would crack, I would make cringeworthy jokes, I would stutter a lot, and I was recording on a s###ty tablet that always wanted to mess up on me.

It’s gone from a cold spring to a hot summer in just a week.

It’s already happening there’s just gonna be a big fucking war.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  

 
What?

@kleptomage  
Same.  
There’s mostly storms or chances of storms where i live.

@Background Pony #71A8  

 
And mostly cloudy.

Karens and Darens don’t deserve “Equal Rights”, they deserve Equal Lefts.

@CaptainXtra  
No one insults my dinner!
 

 
They don’t get half of the brownie now.

@Cyborg_pony  
God I miss hungry man.
 
And their burger sub sandwiches.

@Cyborg_pony  
I could eat two of these. Now I’m hungry. Going to make some mash potatoes with the hotdogs I just made.

@Cyborg_pony
 
@WyrmSpawN
 
@Beth
 

@Cyborg_pony  
No cap, that looks good despite it being a frozen dinner

@Myoozik  
They always come out juicy and hot though, especially that boneless fried chicken.