Count Oxymagomedov Sear 
Like an annoying little child with an impervious nonstop amount of asking too many questions.
Vent thread
𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why is it that prayers don’t work half the time and do on others?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Count Oxymagomedov Sear
People who says “You’re increative and classless because you have the same profile picture on every sites and social media you have” are a fucking dickhead.
Background Pony #71A8
Summer sucks. Change my mind.
Count Oxymagomedov Sear
I want to beat up a moderator on an FB group so bad, the he ended up splattering his brain all over the whole page.
Zincy
Embrace the Madness
@Dex Stewart
I’ve got a whole house unit, runs on natural gas. Kicks on 3 seconds after a total power outage.
I’ve got a whole house unit, runs on natural gas. Kicks on 3 seconds after a total power outage.
FliegerFaustToP47 
Aeropony Hispano ^^
Someone: How are you?
My brain: SNAFU, pretty much everything is FUBAR at this point, I’m at DEFCON 2
What I say: Entirely good
My brain: SNAFU, pretty much everything is FUBAR at this point, I’m at DEFCON 2
What I say: Entirely good
Beth 
In digital purgatory
@Count Adramélekh Sear
Sometimes we don’t like someone and they have control over some small part of our life. Not much on the internet is worth hurting someone over, there is always somewhere else to go.
What happened anyway?
Sometimes we don’t like someone and they have control over some small part of our life. Not much on the internet is worth hurting someone over, there is always somewhere else to go.
What happened anyway?
Lord WyrmSpawN 
7-Layer Dip of Pain
Work is really stressing me out today.
Good I can leave a little early.
Good I can leave a little early.
CaptainXtra 
STOP THE RESTRICT ACT!
My fucking back hurts.
All I did was lie down, walk a little, and then eat.
All I did was lie down, walk a little, and then eat.
Slingring
Dumb Equine
@CaptainXtra
my shoulder’s been giving me shit for weeks now, i dont know why.
the “self help” stuff is BS
my shoulder’s been giving me shit for weeks now, i dont know why.
the “self help” stuff is BS
𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Mom closed all my pages.
She’s not the brightest.
@CaptainXtra
@Slingring
Try doing manual labor with a smashed shoulder.
She’s not the brightest.
@CaptainXtra
@Slingring
Try doing manual labor with a smashed shoulder.
Count Oxymagomedov Sear
@Beth
I vented out my frustrations on the stupid thread because there were many people there than in here at that time.
Here’s what I wrote:
I vented out my frustrations on the stupid thread because there were many people there than in here at that time.
Here’s what I wrote:
Facebook. Multiple complicated reasons.A page that utilizes about social life, a couple of groups about memes and metal music; I was stormed with hate and shame comments due to an opinion about second chance on anything. One group that I have been apart for so many years booted me out for no apparent reason, and the other one be calling me names for posting flat out straight facts about being a “real metalhead”.
Count Oxymagomedov Sear
Funnily enough, almost all of my family have an individual Facebook accounts since 2009 or 2010 because that’s just how popular it is here in my country. We are Zucc’s sheep.
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