Allow you to do that, without actually ruining any pants! :3
Certainly preferable to death.
Though perhaps some weak individuals may question that.
But most definitely preferable to letting your buddies get killed ’cause you failed to take the shot ‘cause you had to take a break to use “the little snipers’ room”.
Walk up to the target. Tell target you gotta go to the bathroom.
Activate innocent puppy eyes and ask if the target could pwease accompany you to the restrooms.
Awkwardly attempt to hide weapons behind your back.
Just some light-hearted cartoon humor!
Ya gotta admit, I make a point xp lol
… Done
Whatever happened, it’s better than someone getting killed :p
Because even murderers despise child molesters.
Bandit 1: “But she’s not a child!”
Bandit 2, to Pip, in baby voice: “Who’s a ‘little’ Pip?”
And if captured by enemies, they might just think it’s so adorable that they’d play with her like she’s a toddler.
Win-win!
Then I’ll Shoot To Make It Look Like A Real War And He Was The One Who Peed…😗
I got even better idea.
@Ping_chan
As I said earlier: diapers.
Allow you to do that, without actually ruining any pants! :3
Certainly preferable to death.
Though perhaps some weak individuals may question that.
But most definitely preferable to letting your buddies get killed ’cause you failed to take the shot ‘cause you had to take a break to use “the little snipers’ room”.
And that’s why a good sniper can live to piss their pants another day… Wait a minute…
@Philosopher Stone
But then you still have to stop and do that, making yourself vulnerable. Plus, that’s gross :p
@Philosopher Stone
that’s probably the best solution in this situation.
Tell target you gotta go to the bathroom.
Activate innocent puppy eyes and ask if the target could pwease accompany you to the restrooms.
Awkwardly attempt to hide weapons behind your back.
Lemonaid?
@mrdoctorderpy
You’ve got the right idea!
That way you never even have to take your sights off the target. As any sniper knows - the moment you look away, is the moment you die.
same scene more or less
Is it? I have never seen it.