Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post (pony version)

TFW you’re debating if you should bring anything to BABSCon or not

Is it just me, or is Scootaloo the only one of the main 12 who technically hasn’t flown in some way?  
-Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are pegasi, they fly  
-Celestia, Luna and Twilight are alicorns, so ditto  
-Rarity had fake wings  
-Pinkie had a flying machine  
-Applejack, like the rest of the Mane 6, was a breezie once  
-Apple Bloom flew by spinning a hoop around  
-Starlight self-levitated like Littlepip  
-And I think Sweetie Belle did too at some point…  
That’s just cruel, Hasbro/DHX

@Wiimeiser  

 

 
I probably need better examples of each. In both those cases it was a second or two of flight.

Who’s ready for Brad (the Cinema Snob) to review an MLP porno to celebrate the upcoming movie?

@Meanlucario  
If it isn’t an animation or drawing, then count me out :D

@Meanlucario  
Considering I don’t like Cinema Snob, no.

@Meanlucario  
My money is on My Little Porny: F**king Is Magic.

So I just ran into a brony going to babscon too. Scrub has a red/black oc…

@TheHappySpaceman  
That’s the one I figured myself, unless he finds another, “better” one.

@Corrderio  
That’s rough. That’s when I really hope they’re being ironic…

@Meanlucario  
As entertaining as that would be, from what I’ve heard, it’s pretty much just boring cosplay porn with even less of a plot than he’s used to.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Didn’t they change Mr. Cake’s name to Mr. Pie in it, or am I mistaken?

@Meanlucario  
I think they did, though I haven’t seen it, but it almost makes Pinkie’s alleged sex scene with him incestuous.
 
Also, didn’t they make Discord a girl and make Twilight a guy?

@TheHappySpaceman  
Because the fandom loves incest and rule 63.

@Meanlucario  
Fair enough, though from what I’ve heard, not even most of the fans like My Little Porny.
 
Do they even try to sound like the characters? For some reason, the idea of hearing Pinkie Pie cum sounds really hilarious.

@TheHappySpaceman  
From what I’ve been told, no. That was something that people complained about with it.

@ArrJaySketch  
Nah it was a big assed pony town sprite made with perler beads or w/e they’re called.
 
Will probably run into him again for my SFO flight

@Meanlucario  
Damn. So it really is just boring cosplay porn?

@TheHappySpaceman  
Sadly. We could always image her fucking noises base on the noises she makes in the show.

@Meanlucario  
“Ooh! Do me! Do me!”

@TheHappySpaceman  
That’s a start.

To BABSCon:
 
Cheers, scrubs! The cancer is here!
 
EDIT: And I take that back. That guy I ran into the lobby has me beat.

I still love it that Bioware posted a pony thing and didn’t apologize for it.

@Meanlucario  
Didn’t the haters give them shit for it?

@ice1517  
And they responded:  
“At BioWare, we think of our fans as our extended family, and as within any family, there are bound to be times when we won’t always see eye-to-eye. Sometimes Uncle Jay is going to root against your favorite sports team. Sometimes cousin Sue is going to wear socks with sandals. And sometimes, just sometimes, we’re going to post pictures of little pink ponies sworn to protect the galaxy from Reapers.”