@Death2  
I am the button!

In the not too distant future  
Way down in deep thirteen  
Dr. Twilightster and TV’s Spike  
Were having an evil scheme.

Twilight: Oh, Spike? It’s time to reveal this week’s Invention Exchange.
 
(TV’s Spike walks into frame, crying his eyes out, wearing a display of different pills)
 
Twilight: Oh, accept the pain, Spike. You heard the expression “That’s a hard pill to swallow.” Well our Invention Exchange this week is just that: some hard pills to swallow. You see this pill right here? That should be easy to swallow, shouldn’t it, Spike? Yes, it should be easy except for the three-prong fishhook attached to it. This pill, I’m not gonna kid you, is very difficult to swallow. It’s a not-so-tiny time pill complete with a living gerbil.
 
Spike: TERRY, NO!
 
Twilight: Oh, Terry, yes. If you can keep it down, you’ll have a pet that knows you inside and out. Turn, Spike. And cough.
 
(Spike does just that)
 
Twilight: If you’re having trouble keeping one pill down, try our pill necklace of picric acid. 105 capsules on a string. Keep your gag reflex active until the cows come home. The longer it takes to swallow, the harder it gets. Yes, and the children. The children love–
 
Spike: NOT THE CHILDREN!
 
Twilight: -vitamin shapes shaped like cartoons. Whimsical shapes. And wouldn’t it be hard on all those Flinstones kids if their favorite cartoon vitamin came- Turn, Spike.
 
(Spike turns around to reveal a giant Fred Flinstone vitamin pill)
 
Twilight: Life size? Hmmm? Ball’s in your court, Sunset.

@Background Pony #03D4  
Spike doesn’t have a human counterpart.

It would be better in Twilight had no mustache and Spike was human.

Push the button, Spike.

Dr. Forrestlight and T.V.’s Spike

@Background Pony #DFE5  
They just need DEEP HURTING.

Look at all of the down votes. Are you kids too young to have known the greatness that was MST3K?