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Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary - Let's celebrate the 10th anniversary of Rainbow Rocks with an art event! Here
Except all of them who want the v, the tentacles, the horn, the wings, and in some rare cases the hands. Srsly, there are a lot of feishes on here.
Today I learned how to identify the dude in the room who isn’t getting any attention from The Ladies, and somehow thinks it’s the fault of everyone else in the world.”
Dear Princess Celestia,
Sorry, Spike’s too busy taking my virginity,
Love,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Twilight:
Teach Spike how to take a hint.
Princess Celestia
Dear Princess Celestia,
Challenge accepted.
Spike
Dear Spike,
Dude, you’re a baby dragon. Not only are you way too young, but I doubt you could ever satisfy my royal sexual urges. Being the Sun Princess means that my soul burns with a fiery passion. You couldn’t keep up.
Love…as a friend,
Celestia.
Do you think she would mind if Spike asked her?
Pony pls, Celestia has better standard than Spike. She can get one of the Royal Guards for pony’s sake.
Dear Spike,
So I guesss that means they never want your ass, right?
Love,
Celestia.
__________________________
Fuck you.
Spike
__________________________
You can if you want to. Come here by midnight.
Love, Celestia.
Stop listening to PUAs.
Princess Celestia
So I guesss that means they never want your ass, right?
Love,
Celestia.
What’s a woman?
Celestia.