So do I.

@Background Pony #5D71  
No doubt the writers were thinking “Okay, Hasbro’s forcing us to make a stupid Monster High clone. We’ll half-ass a movie, write a bland generic villain that could have easily been replaced with Trixie, an equally bland love interest who contributes nothing to the plot that the existing protagonists couldn’t already do themselves, and claim that it can’t happen a second time in-universe because the portal is on a two and a half year timer, meaning if Hasbro wants a second movie we at least won’t have to set it in a high school”
 
And then they said “Bad news guys, Hasbro loved the movie and wants us to write Monster High School Musical. How are we going to justify the gate opening when it hasn’t even been thirty months on Twilight’s end?”.

chuckles maniacally Yes, Gentlemen with THIS I CAN RULE THE WORLD guffaws maniacally

@Chapelseed  
The answer to this is “It’s made of Naqudah and an asston of electrical power. Or a ZPM to extract energy from the vaccuum of reality itself”.

They do have some resemblance.

@Masem  
Headcanon: she’s had that rigged up for ages, because she’s been abusing it to raid other dimension’s libraries.
 
Ever swore you put a book down some place and then it’s gone? Boom. Answer.

@Some Jerk  
Now that we know she can do it, give it time :)

@Some Jerk  
Actually I’m sure it wasn’t Hammond, at lest it didn’t sound like him.

@Prof.NightJack  
Wow, I fucked that up. I forgot it was Hammond’s fault.
 
Seriously where is all the “Twilight fucks with this magic mirror gate a whole lot” fanfiction?

@Some Jerk  

@Some Jerk  
>Until an Incoming Traveler alarm sounded in the middle of his backswing and fucked it up.  
No, someone saw them as asked him “what the hell are you doing”

@Jarkes  
Jack and Teal’c got stuck in a time loop thanks to physics and the gate so they kept doing progressively dumber and dumber shit because hey, no consequences!
 
Such as using an open gate as a driving range for a hard Par 4 across the galaxy. Until an Incoming Traveler alarm sounded in the middle of his backswing and fucked it up.

SG1 was Awsome, Atlantis was good to ok (never finised watching), the third show I never watched.
 
And the Cartoon was horrible.

@Prof.NightJack
 
I never finished watching that abomination, so I wasn’t sure if they ever yay/nay’d the while Ancient thing. I remember they thought she was early on.

@Prof.NightJack  
Also, guess who voiced that “butterfly alien”.  
Hint: “Was there ever any doubt”

@Zincy  
It wasn’t even an ancient.

@Jarkes  
It’s from the episode Window of Opportunity from season 4, golfing with the stargate is all I will tell you as it’s best to see it, it’s just not anywhere near as funny if you don’t know what’s going on in the episode.

@MezzoDragon
 
Don’t forget that it turned the Ancients into weird, unintelligible butterfly aliens.

@wselfwulf  
There was. And it was awful.

@MezzoDragon  
I didn’t realize there was even a Cartoon

@Jarkes  
I still consider the cartoon to be the worst. I mean, it had lasers that can destroy everything… that isn’t alive.

I should note that I’ve never actually seen ANY Stargate series, or even the original 1994 film. My comments about Stargate Universe were simply going by what I had heard about it on the internet.

@Masem  
er Universe, but same thing.

@Masem
 
What about Stargate Universe? I heard that one kind of sucked, too…