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Ah.
Again, you flatter me, but I’m afraid the reality falls short.
Here y’go.
Basically, he achieved a god-like state of immortality, and was going to do lots of evil things.
Huh?
You just float in your infinite evilness.
You’re basically Kars.
You flatter me, but I’m not on any real level.
You’re SO not. I know how evil you are.
You’re like… Dr. Wily-evil.
That’s just twisted.
…I am so, so sorry for that one.
Oh, Twist is around, just, no one talks to her since she spends all her time alone with Big Mac.
FoE is kinda messed up in general.
And is Twist even still around?
One of the reasons she’d be good to tell you if you’re cruel enough or not.
Oh, and don’t forget Twist… though not FoE Twist; she’s apparently some sort of sex-maniac and overachiever.
That’s fair enough, but come on, she’s from Manehattan, you know they learn this stuff early in the big city.
Babs Seed.
Nothin’ like a tough-acting filly to prepare you for Diamond and Silver… If your confidence overwhelms the two of them, that’s more than enough to make them commit vile deeds strictly to get the chance to get back to you.
But Babs, herself? C’mon; she’d demand you tough it out as much as possible, and if she knew she was helping with something else ON TOP of this? It’d be like a dream come true for her.
I know that shouldn’t make it seem more appealing, but it totally does. But if you insist…
Who’s left, then? Diamond Tiara and/or Silver Spoon? They’ll own his ass, and by the time they’re done with him, jail will seem like a vacation.
Sweetie’s the type to squeal.
… literally.
“…… AJ’s out. Mah room. Now”
Applejack: “Sooooo… that’s a maybe?”
Thickness runs in the family… in… different ways.
That’s how he and Applehack got Bloom in the first place…
Now you hear here, young’un. Our family learnt ta make do with firsf-generational relatives during the War of Unicorn Aggression, and I’ll be hornswaggled if any granddaughter of mine will turn up her snout at a family tradition. Now git out there with her brother an’ make me some great-grandfoals.
Breeding season hits stallions hard too. His testosterone builds up while he works and he’s surrounded by two sweaty young mares spreading their pheromones everywhere.