@DanielTepesKraus  
This is how one lives in Equestria.

@MezzoDragon  
Here, I did every episode where Ponyville was in peril and what I imagine Bon Bon’s reaction to be.
 
Friendship is Magic:  
NNM: The night will last FOREVER!!! (Maniacle laugh).  
>Bon Bon rolls eyes, frowns, and puts a headlamp on
 
Dragonshy:  
>Bon Bon comes outside and sees all the black smoke in the sky  
Bon Bon: Well if the weather ponies aren’t doing their jobs today, then neither am I.  
>And she goes back to bed
 
Swarm of the Century:  
>Parasprite eats Lyra’s cake  
Bon Bon: Waiter, we’re not paying for this meal.
 
The Best Night Ever:  
>Bon Bon walks into the Gala late to find it in complete shambles.  
>Turns around and leaves without saying a word.
 
The Return of Harmony:  
Lyra: You sure you don’t want to come with me to my parent’s place for the weekend?  
Bon Bon: For the last time, I’m sure.  
>The cloud print wallpaper turns into real clouds that begin raining skittles.  
Bon Bon: (Sighs) Wait up, Lyra. I changed my mind.
 
Lesson Zero:  
>Wakes up from the spell  
Bon Bon:(To Twilight) You’re not very good at your job.
 
Luna Eclipsed:  
Princess Luna: CITIZENS OF PONYVILLE…  
>Bon Bon rolls eyes, frowns, and puts a headlamp on
 
The Cutie Pox:  
>All manner of chaos outside from Apple Bloom’s ailment.  
>Bon Bon pokes her head out the window.  
Bon Bon: Would all of you shut UP?! I have to do the night shift tonight!
 
Secret of my Excess:  
>Bon Bon watches the Wonderbolts get owned by Spike.  
>Without a word she goes inside and tosses her Wonderbolts ticket in the trash.
 
It’s About Time:  
>Twilight makes her big speech about having to prevent the disaster  
Bon Bon: Big disasters happen here twice a week. What’s your point? Can I go home yet?
 
A Canterlot Wedding:  
>Bon Bon and one disgruntled changeling can be seen hanging out at the hors d’oeuvres table in a few shots during the ensuing chaos.
 
The Crystal Empire:  
>Bon Bon reads skips the newspaper headlines about everything happening in the north to get to the sunday funnies
 
Too Many Pinkie Pies:  
>Bon Bon watches an army of Pinkie Pies hop past chanting FUN FUN FUN  
Bon Bon: Lyra! Remember when we bet the pink one couldn’t possibly get anymore annoying? Well you owe me five bits!
 
Magic Duel:  
>Watches Twily and Trixie duel  
Bon Bon: (To Lyra) Remind me why we skipped going to the movies for this again.
 
Keep Calm and Flutter On:  
>Sees Sweet Apple Acres in complete flooded shambles  
Bon Bon: Do I get a discount if I buy the wet ones?
 
Magical Mystery Cure:  
Bon Bon: (To Twilight) Ever consider a career in accounting rather than magic?
 
Princess Twilight Sparkle:  
>Wakes up to find her house infested with plundervines and facehoofs.  
Bon Bon: She’s been a princess for one week and already things have gone completely to pot.  
>She then smacks the vine that’s grabbing her box of Wheeties and sits on another to eat breakfast.
 
Bats!  
>Sees Flutterbat fly overhead  
Bon Bon: (To Twilight) You know, this is why you have trouble making friends.
 
Three’s A Crowd:  
>Bon Bon quietly hands a bill to Twilight for damages to her house.
 
It Ain’t Easy Being Breezies:  
>Watches them nearly get killed by a leaf  
>Scoffs and goes inside
 
Inspiration Manifestation:  
>Her burrito turns into a rolled up finely embroidered handkerchief encrusted with jewels.  
>Without even blinking she pulls out another burrito, eats it, and wipes her mouth with the handkerchief.
 
Twilight’s Kingdom:  
Lyra: Bon Bon! Let’s go see Princess Twilight’s new castle!  
Bon Bon: It’ll still be there tomorrow. I already took my shoes off.

Perspective in first panel is a little off.  
Pinkie and Turner are big like the cerberus?

@DanielTepesKraus  
That’d be so awesome.

@MezzoDragon  
I wish they would take that personality and make it canon. Just make her so jaded and grumpy that she gives no fucks whenever something big or bad happens.
 
Like she’s in her house and hears an explosion. She looks outside to find Ponyville being attacked by the latest villain of the week, and just be like “Not again! Sheesh, Princess Twilight, what are we paying you for?” and slam the shudders shut.

I forgot to mention this in my previous post, but I just want to say this: Bon Bon don’t give a single buck in the first panel.

Meanwhile, fiery doom is rushing toward Ponyville in the background.

I love Derpy in the last panel.

She looks like she’s eating Dr. Whooves in the first panel.

I want that t-shirt

Pinkie discovers the magic of capitalism.