Lol wat

@Background Pony #62CC
 
Season 9, I count on you!

lavander? HA CUZ THATS HER COLOR

@Background Pony #248C  
That’s their shipping name. Discord + Twilight.

Discolight? What?

@PonyToast  
*COLOGNE
 
PLEASE MEAN COLOGNE

I LOV THE SMELL OF UR COLON

@Background Pony #313D  
Luckiest mare in the world!

@Alara Rogers  
Just use double arrow and number of that pic  
>>580284

@Alara Rogers  
Crap, I have no idea how to post a link to a pic on this site. Well, cut and paste will work.

@Sr Pelusa  
Zabchan did that, with Pinkie (winner of the Mare Least Likely to Pull A Laurie award, after all). <a href="https://derpibooru.org/580284">Right here.</a> Warning: NSFW.

@Alara Rogers  
 
I am now imagining five Discords caressing a mare just like Dr Manhattan in Watchmen

@Background Pony #313D  

@Alara Rogers  

@Background Pony #313D  
“Ladies! Ladies! Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t generosity one of the values of harmony? Aren’t you supposed to share with your friends? Well, I, for one, would never want to disrupt the true friendship of such lovely mares as yourselves, so I am ready and willing to be shared! Why, I’ll make you delightful ladies a deal… just so nopony has to be disappointed by having to wait for her turn, I’ll just–” (snap, two extra Discords appear, all three speak in unison) “–make sure there’s plenty of me to go around for all of you!”

@Background Pony #313D  
!derpicdn.net/img/2014/2/28/563342/large.png!

Season 5  
Celestia, Twilight and Fluttershy fall in love with him  
He give a speech about chaos being free of commitment  
He fly towards the sunset  
End

somehow Belligerent Sexual Tension trope with Discord is more interesting than Satellite Love Interest with Flash

@Joshua  
He has indeed been known to shower  

Kiss me,you fool

Well, even as a monster that controls chaos, he’s known to be clean.