amess Pull the lever and see if you will be the big winner! Posted 10 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Flutter_Lover #WaifuLivesMatter This reminds me of the Black Knight fight scene from Monty Python. Posted 10 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony Number 17 And this is why dragons wear jeweled waistcoats, Spike. Didn’t you read “The Hobbit”? Posted 10 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #6579 “Spike… i-it’s through your chest…” “Yeah?” “It’s through your chest, Spike! We have to get to the hospital!” “Nah, I’m fine.” “B-But the scepter~~” “Little tangy, but still good.” “Tangy!? How can it be tangy when it’s through your chest!?” “Yeah, dragons just absorb this stuff. You didn’t think bab teeth could bite through a hardened gem, did you?” “Wha~~ but- how… You eat with your mouth!” “I don’t want anypony to think I’m weird. Well, weird er.” Posted 10 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
The Smiling Pony ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡° ) Casually impales Spike “Oh.” Posted 10 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #0DB0 “So um… My insides hurt, and there might be internal bleeding.” Posted 10 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Itsthinking 🅱 Can someone just make an actual Spike scepter already? Posted 10 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
SquiggyBomb Gayest hand in the west Now you have a portable sceptre-mounted flamethrower. Posted 10 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Lord WyrmSpawN Lingering Wyvern It hit him right in the Blaze Pipe. And it just bopped Celestia in her noggin. Posted 10 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
You’re a looney!
“Yeah?”
“It’s through your chest, Spike! We have to get to the hospital!”
“Nah, I’m fine.”
“B-But the scepter~~”
“Little tangy, but still good.”
“Tangy!? How can it be tangy when it’s through your chest!?”
“Yeah, dragons just absorb this stuff. You didn’t think bab teeth could bite through a hardened gem, did you?”
“Wha~~ but- how… You eat with your mouth!”
“I don’t want anypony to think I’m weird. Well, weird er.”
Casually impales Spike
“Oh.”
And it just bopped Celestia in her noggin.