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Perfect Pony Princess: Celestia, Cadance, Starlight Glimmer
Rainbows Everywhere: Rainbow Dash, Celestia
3edgy5u: Tirek, Chrysalis
Perfect Pony Princess: Celestia, Cadance
liek dis if u cry evry time: Starlight Glimmer, Nightmare Moon
Why would you do this: Discord
No category in pic: Cranky Doodle Donkey.
And all others.
j/k
Edited
Ah, okay then.
Obviously it was an act of German Pringles.
I wasn’t here for it, therefore I cannot explain.
Why am I replying? Simple. I am the only intelligent organism using the Internet in this very thread right now. Besides you, of course.
…
what
Dude
You do realize it was gonna get replied to anyway? This is the Internet. You can’t tell someone not to reply to someone.
And ironically, you completely missed the point.
That’s deep
For fuck’s sake.
I’m not sure if you meant your sarcasm as in you are joking about being butthurt or if you are being sarcastic in the way your message implies.
I am inclined to believe the latter.
The conversation at hand happened a year ago.
It is gone, dead and buried. It is no more.
It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its makers.
It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t brought it up again, it’d be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes are now history! It’s off the twig! It’s kicked the bucket, it’s shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!
THIS IS AN EX-CONVERSATION!!
WELL I’M SORRY I CAN’T DRAW PONY SHAPES PERFECTLY AND HAVE TO USE AN INGENIOUS FLASH GAME TO CREATE MY OC’S
ahem
[/sarcasm]
Actually, he has no cutie mark. He has no super special talent. He is good at everything but master at nothing.
Well, one is. The other is just a bitch who abandoned him. I’m begging to fear he has a skeleton made of Donut Steel, kinda like Wolverine’s.
PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAAAAAD!
Tumbler is a unicorn born in Las Pegasus. He’s the bastard child of a stripper and a gambler, the result of a few to many drinks. Just after he was born, his mom up and left because she didn’t want to deal with the responsibility.
That left his dad to raise him on his own. His dad was an all around nice pony, but he was a gambling stallion. Sometimes there was money and sometimes there wasn’t. So Tumbler started looking for ways to earn bits.
He ended up involved with some shady characters. While he was still quite young, he started to mix and sell drinks. As it turns out, bar tending was his special talent. This didn’t make his dad to happy when he found out. He wanted better for his son, so he had to find a way to get a stable income.
In my interpretation of Equestria, there is the Guard and the Defense Force. The Guard is responsible for protection of the princesses (of course), military actions and general police work. The Defense Force is responsible for guarding the borders and doing other minor military actions.
So, since they take almost anyone, Tumbler’s father join the Defense Force. He knew that Tumbler, though he was young, could care for himself as long as the bits were there. The Defense Force would give him the stable income he needed. This worked well for a while, until he was killed in a minor border clash with the griffons.
Everything Tumbler had was gone at this point, including the only parental figure he had. He struck out on his own, traveling Equestria to learn about his trade. The whole time, he kept himself drowning in booze and covered in mares. It was his way of forgetting his problems.
Enlighten us.
Good to know. It’s not always easy to spot around here.
It is sarcasm.