My condom breaks while having sex with Princess Luna and I cum inside Princess Luna getting her pregnant.
If that happens, I’ll never leave her side. Ever.
a changeling turns me into a pony to be its sex friend i am vary ok with this * walk into the changelings room * c:hello my friend
me:hi
c:come on to my bed
i sit on his bed and he kisses me some time later i am giving him a bj*
and i am a guy
Luna goes into heat during our camping trip and keeps trying to mate with me. Probably would resist for a grand total of 30 minutes before giving in. So long as the two of us never speak if it again.
Well Derpy will fucking kill me after this
If that happens, I’ll never leave her side. Ever.
FUCK YES.
Wait, something is not right here. Molestia would never allow a condom to be used. Unless she got off more by sabotaging it.
You’re a unicorn, Lyra, teleport us somewhere comfortable.
me:hi
c:come on to my bed
and i am a guy
The fuck?
Wat.
I mean, nothing against Applejack, but I just don’t think of her that way
Who did you get?
Bad luck perhaps?
Applejack massages my privates as I do here.
My life is complete.