Here we see a local cutie. It may be cold, but we care for our ‘interactive displays’ and fit their ‘reindeer uniform’ with special warming runes that keep the pony inside at a comfortable temperature no matter the cold. So please, be sure to warm up on their flanks, give them a good pat. Get a nice fondle, at this 18+ meetup for those interested in the odd tradition known as human holiday season, we source only the best adorable volundeers to volunteer!
Be sure to make their bells jingle on this one horse sleigh around town. Just be sure to tip, treat well, and most importantly leave them ready and eager for their next assignment! This model, unique for his entirely red garments and shiny ball gag is known as “Rudolph” the red flanked. So named because he was at the bottom of the reindeer games from the very beginning. Give them a white christmas, leave em jolly, and make them shine a bright red to lead your sleigh tonight!