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Great. But we should save some for the terribly famished mares and stallions of Equestria, no?
Once you find him, I have some pipelines that have thousands of pounds of grease and lard readied up for him~
Good thing I’m a Pegasus! :D
Have you searched in the clouds? He’s probably gutting himself full of those cotton candy clouds.
Where did you see him? I cantered all around Dream Valley, rode to Appleoosa and even stopped by Canterlot, but I couldn’t find that lardass! I’m sure there are still plenty of eyewitnesses around that must know! Try the flower sisters, they’re the most panicky, so they should know…
(sigh) If only I was at least half his size so I could truly please my new, massive master… I want to teach him so much more about the art and science of expansion. Hmmm…
Discord’s gotta have massive moobs at that weight, which means he’s gotta have a lot of milk to plump up on. But how do I get close to his throne of corpulent chaos?
He’s probably still eating, so he’d be an extremely large size. You could probably see his giant beautiful man-tush from miles.
But I shall find him anyway! I shall embark on an epic quest to satiate my desire for obese reality-benders and make it into a New Yoke Times Best Seller! I call it…“Discorpulent: A Tale of Massive Man-Mammary Molestation!”
I don’t think he’d be too hard to find, since he’s so blubbery and immobile.
I don’t think he’d be that hard
to miss. Judging by his mansion-like size.
Be my guest. (looks around) Yoo hoo…Discord! (clicks tongue) Where aaaare yoooou?
There’s a lot of him to go around I suppose%%
May I join you in that?~
Yes. Verily. Seriously, I could pleasure this fat fuck aaaaalll week.