I hate this picture because it reminds me of the fact that when I try to make anything original, it’s always Ace Dick.
Write a book? “Ace Dick: Ace In The Hole.” Direct a movie? Jonah Hill stars as Ace Dick in Ace Dick: The Movie. Make music? It’s just the Truffle Shuffle in dubstep form, made in Ace Dick’s memory. Draw a picture? If anyone finds it and asks if I made it, I’ll just shrug and ask “who’s been drawing Dicks?”
Write a book? “Ace Dick: Ace In The Hole.” Direct a movie? Jonah Hill stars as Ace Dick in Ace Dick: The Movie. Make music? It’s just the Truffle Shuffle in dubstep form, made in Ace Dick’s memory. Draw a picture? If anyone finds it and asks if I made it, I’ll just shrug and ask “who’s been drawing Dicks?”
You become…
My God.
YOU BECOME…