@LongGone
Or Night Light’s.

Nah, if Flurry is anyone other than Shining’s, she’s Celestia’s.

pretty sure twilight was supposed to make his dick bigger, i dont know, i think that would seal the deal on the bbbff title

At least Shining tried.

@Background Pony #E282  
It’s the only reason I can think of as to why he’s leaning back like that. The only problem Shining seems to have here is that he has a vastly inferior dick, so… 🤷‍♂️

@Valiant Spiral  
That seems to me like, if anything, it’d probably have the opposite effect. Unless he has erectile dysfunction, but is trying to make it look like he’s keeping it up.

@Background Pony #E282  
Trying to make his dick look bigger…I assume…🤷‍♂️

@Joseph Raszagal  
He hasn’t. But if he had, then you think the fandom would’ve made him the “Cuck Supreme”?

@Background Pony #E282  
In what way has Mr. Cake had more screen time? xD

@Joseph Raszagal  
You mean like Carrot Cake?

@Gamer_Molly  
Pretty much just the fact that Shining’s the most prominent married stallion in the show. If another married guy got more screen time than Shining, then he’d be the Cuck Supreme instead.

not sure what started the whole shining armor is a cuck trend

Ok

@T-box  
Actually the whole “pass out from blood loss” thing for big cocks is a myth. The minimum amount of blood you could ever pass out from outright losing is 15% total volume. As the blood is still in circulation, it’s just being held in the penis somewhat disproportionately, she’d be fine. This becomes even more certain depending on the ratio of flaccid to erect size, and how much blood needs to be redistributed.
 
Further, body proportionality aside, just based on the thickness, that dick would JUST be able to fit in someone with a bit of effort. It would likely not get over a third of its length inside unless anthropomorphic horses have the stereotypically deep and durable vaginal canals that real horses do (why wouldn’t they if they have horse dicks?) but it could fit nonetheless.
 
In conclusion, that massive futa horsecock could most certainly be erect, and is more than capable of obliterating Cadence’s orifice. The only actual “stretching” of the truth needed would be her winning 72 genetic lotteries in a row to have a fist thick 22 inch long penis as a woman. But that’s not part of the belief we are asked to suspend.

“Why send him to the guest room? If he sucks my balls and massages my prostate, I calculate a five to ten percent increase in sperm output!”
 
“That sounds wonderful, Twilight!”
 
“Don’t I get a say in this?”
 
“Oh, don’t worry BBBFF, I’ll be sure to give you a rusty trombone between rounds, and once you can’t get it up anymore, I’ve been studying how to give prostate orgasms- I’m sure Cadance will enjoy watching you leak onto the sheets!”

@Background Pony #2C4A  
Yes!

@kyle dm  
Reality always spoiling pleasures =.)

The irony here is that shining’s penis looks to be decently proportional compared to the rest of his body. Also the jokes on twilight, keeping that monster erect for any significant length of time will make her pass out from bloodloss.

… What’s Shining trying to accomplish by leaning back…?