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It’s the circle of life
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I know that anything can be taken out of context and twisted in whatever way someone likes, so this might not be saying much. That said, I saw your comment and immediately this, “uses a bowl of melted butter…so her throat’s nice and lubricated” stuck out to me for its sex joke potential. I wonder, does that say more about the words used? Or about me?
Seeing as Celestia was horrified at Twiggle’s choice in the past, I think this isn’t a teacher-student thing.
Twug
That’s PRINCESS Twiggie to you!
No, YOU mean Twiggie.
You mean Twiggles.
that’s an efficient digestive system, not a fast metabolism
fast metabolism means your stomach burns through food faster, giving you more energy per unit of time and also making you eat more
in this case, energy might refer to MP rather than adenosine triphosphate
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She dares to taint perfection? SHE MUST PAY!
Twi uses a bowl of melted butter as an appetizer, so her throat’s nice and lubricated to help the rest slide down easier.
Burritos. It can’t be fat enducing foods because of her reaction to twilights diet, and salads are just boring. Burritos or pasta, preferably mac & cheese and spaghetti
Diamond dogs have the most powerful magic of all! They have the magic of friendship.
Diamond Dogs, Griffons, and Zebra I would argue to be the least magical beings on the planet, with Griffons only using magic to fly (presumably), zebra only using magic to brew potions, and dogs seemingly having no magic of their own.
All ponies in MLP:FiM are. Possibly even all sapient beings.
Well, Alicorns are magical creatures.
That has to be magic. Even the amazing and incredible Octopus, widely recognized regent of the Cephalopoda, can only metabolize about 80% of their dietary intake!
Or just an incredible metabolism that consumes 100% of the matter inside a given foodstuff.
Maybe it converts all that artery-clogging junk into pure mana or something