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Page 830 – Bard Times Two

Let it never be said that I’m not an ambitious fellow from time to time.

Cheese Sandwich: A sonnet, a sonnet… Alright, gimme a few minutes.
Pinkie Pie: You want some help?
Cheese Sandwich: Absolutely not.
Cheese Sandwich: Okay, we’re ready!
Pinkie Pie: I helped!
Cheese Sandwich: Shut up.

The Super Duper Party Pony Cheese;
I always knew that was the kind of po-
ny I would be. My party’s made to please,
so even boring moms can join the flow!
The Super Duper Party Guarantee:
this gig will be completely off the chain!
The Super Duper Party Pony, me;
there’s clearly something crazy in my brain!
I knew from when I was a little colt,
to dance and play was what I wanted most.
Ev’rypony said I was a dolt,
but then I showed them I’m an awesome host!
The Super Party Pony nonpareil;
that’s who will run your birthday bash this day!

I’m talking huge piñatas filled with cake,
Hawaiian shirts, and very fizzy drinks.
Then flip and dive into a fruit punch lake.
Let loose! Who cares what anypony thinks?!
Partake in pie fights, fly some wacky kites,
pass out with streamers in your mane, so calm,
then wake up just in time to see the lights
of my tremendous super party bomb!
That’s not to mention all my combat tricks.
I’m indispensible; I’ve got your backs.
If what you need’s some help with taking licks,
I’m optimized for giving free attacks!
So now you all know truly "Who am I":
A better party Bard than Pinkie Pie.

Rarity: …Huh! Impressive!
Applejack: Have to admit, that takes some know-how and hard work.
Pinkie Pie: You did great! They loved it!
Cheese Sandwich: Why thank y– (Gilda:) Waaait a minute!! Why the heck are you helping me beat you?!
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