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Based on the Chinese comic panels from: www.oldmasterq.com/_STRIPS/A05…!www.oldmasterq.com/_STRIPS/A05…!
Oh C’MON!!! Seriously??!! Grandpa Gruff’s old idiot box has less sh&ttier reception than this!! And his antennae’s just a prickly tree of coat hangers he stole from a clothing store!!
(Terramar): I’m sorry, Gallus! But ever since our homeland got raided by the Storm King, most of our prized possessions and all the queen’s treasury had been taken away from us! We had to make due with the tourist entertainment budget!
Brother, are you and Gallus watching pay-per-view channels without consulting Daddy??!! You know we can’t afford wasting our bits on those pricey expensive channels!!
NOOO!! We’re not DEFINITELY watching live-stream porn on your cruddy TV set!! Mind your own gold dunkin’ business, Silvia!!
Well, I’m flying up there anyway to see what in Queen Novo’s name you’ve been watching! I’ve been getting letters from the Manehattan broadcasting station!
(Terramar): QUICK, we gotta turn this off before she finds out what we’re gawking at!!
I’m trying, I’m trying, but the dials and knobs are god&mn stuck!!!
(KNOCKING LOUDLY ON TERRAMAR’S ROOM)
Terry, if you don’t unlock this door, I’ll have Edith turn my claw into a stone fist to break this lock!!!
Is SHE SERIOUS??!! She brought her pet stonegazing chicken here???!!!
(Terramar): GALLUS, help me throw this TV outta the balcony!!
ARE YOU NUTS??!! What if it rolls down the mountainside and kill some griffin!!??
(Terramar): She’s gonna kill and feed us to the sharks if we don’t ditch the TV!!!!
(PUNCHES DOOR LOCK AND BUST DOOR OPEN)

HEY, what the—where’s the TV??!!
Uhhhhh, I don’t know what you’re talking about, Silvia!

(LOUD CRASHING NOISE) MY CABBAGES!!!!

But–~~I just heard the TV go–~~
HEY, SILVIA!! Wanna go check out the new library at the archives center??! I heard they bought new books about PLUMBING!!!
OOOOOHH, I LOVE the sound of THAT!! C’mon, Edith!! Let’s go introduce you to the whole family!
(Terramar): PHEW!!! That was close!! Couldn’t done it without you?
But how the heck are we gonna take a peek at cute beach girls from our home now??!!
(Terramar): Oooohh, we can just always take a peek at OUR own private beach! Plenty of cute fish in the sea AND birds to sightsee!!
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Based on the Chinese comic panels from: www.oldmasterq.com/_STRIPS/A05…!www.oldmasterq.com/_STRIPS/A05…!  
 **Oh C'MON!!!** Seriously??!! **Grandpa Gruff's old idiot box has less sh&ttier reception than this**!! And his antennae's just a __*prickly tree of coat hangers he stole from a clothing store*__!!  
 (Terramar): I'm sorry, Gallus! *But ever since our homeland got raided by the Storm King*, **most of our prized possessions and all the queen's treasury had been taken away from us!** We had to make due with the __tourist entertainment budget__!  
 **Brother, are you and Gallus watching pay-per-view channels without consulting Daddy**??!! You know we can't afford wasting our bits on those pricey expensive channels!!  
 ***NOOO!! We're not DEFINITELY watching live-stream porn on your cruddy TV set***!! Mind your own gold dunkin' business, Silvia!!  
 **Well, I'm flying up there anyway to see what in Queen Novo's name you've been watching!** I've been getting letters from the Manehattan broadcasting station!  
 (Terramar): **QUICK, we gotta turn this off before she finds out what we're gawking at**!!  
 **I'm trying, I'm trying, but the dials and knobs are god&mn stuck!**!!  
 (**KNOCKING LOUDLY ON TERRAMAR'S ROOM**)  
 Terry, if you don't unlock this door, **I'll have Edith turn my claw into a stone fist to break this lock**!!!  
 **Is SHE SERIOUS??!!** She brought her pet stonegazing chicken here???!!!  
 (Terramar): **GALLUS, help me throw this TV outta the balcony**!!  
 ARE YOU NUTS??!! What if it rolls down the mountainside and kill some griffin!!??  
 (Terramar): **She's gonna kill and feed us to the sharks if we don't ditch the TV!!!!**  
 (**PUNCHES DOOR LOCK AND BUST DOOR OPEN**) 
 
 HEY, what the---**where's the TV??!!**  
 Uhhhhh, I don't know what you're talking about, Silvia!  
 
 (**LOUD CRASHING NOISE**) **MY CABBAGES!!!!**  
 
 *But--~~I just heard the TV go--~~*  
 HEY, SILVIA!! Wanna go check out the new library at the archives center??! **I heard they bought new books about PLUMBING**!!!  
 OOOOOHH, **I LOVE the sound of THAT!!** C'mon, Edith!! Let's go introduce you to the whole family!  
 (Terramar): PHEW!!! That was close!! Couldn't done it without you?  
 ***But how the heck are we gonna take a peek at cute beach girls from our home now***??!!  
 (Terramar): Oooohh, we can just always take a peek at OUR own private beach! *Plenty of cute fish in the sea AND birds to sightsee!!*  
**For more Master Q Parodies, go to:** "www.deviantart.com/meiyeezhu/g…":www.deviantart.com/meiyeezhu/g…