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Adan Druego

[IsoCon] 01-056-003-001
Twilight: WAIT! THAT’S WHERE I STORE SOME OF MY MANY MANY MANY BOOKS!  
Spike: Seriously? That’s all you can think of at a moment like this…  
Twilight: They’re important to me, Spike. Important. To. Me.  
Anon: We’ll get you a tablet.  
AutoLyra: PFFFTTTTTFFFWWWWWRRRRRrrrrrrr….  
Spike: She was so young. She even still had that new Flying-Machine Scent.  
Twilight: Seriously, Spike? Seriously?  
Anon: Says the horse with her many many many books…  
Spike: Anon, don’t be mean. Remember. They’re. Important. To. Her. Anon. Important. To. H-  
*SLAP!*  
Twilight: Don’t make jokes about my books. NEVER! JOKE! ABOUT! THE BOOKS!
 
Somewhere else in the castle
 
Luna: Ugh, I just know Celestia’s going to blame me for this shit, again!
Adan Druego

[IsoCon] 01-056-003-001
Jetliners can’t shatter Equestrian cement.
~ Unknown Source
 
It was orchestrated by the green bipedal reptilian hairless monkey overlords who secretly control the crown.
~ Unicorn Researcher, Area 16-3
 
It was just some dumbasses, who were playing musical instruments in the cockpit instead of actually do their jobs and flying the plane safely.
~ The Offical Explanation
 
Musical instruments, couldn’t they have at least tried to create a plausible explanation for the crash. Do they, the Crown, think that we, the ponies, are truly so naive and clueless that we’d so readily accept such an obvious lie? How insulting!
~ Front Cover Headlines from The Manehattan Times, Issue no.11-9-01