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Background Pony #E846
Now this is fucking heresy, to say that the Empress could be defeated… pFFFT.
Xhydralisk
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

I am
Rogal Dorn: “Mother, are you familiar with the expression; ‘you are what you eat’?”
 
GOD EMPRESS OF PONYKIND: “THE BUCK?”
 
Rogal Dorn: “Seeing as you are behaving like an ever-growing pile of screaming, unicorn foals.”
 
GOD EMPRESS OF PONYKIND: “WOW, ROGAL. WAY TO BRING DOWN THE BUCKING HAMMER.”
 
Rogal Dorn: “I do not own a hammer. Oh, wait, no. There it is.”
night watch

I’m the motherfucking Empress. I fart solar storm whenever I’m angry and just thinking about that whiny edgy brat of my little sister fills me with imaginable wrath. It’s because of her if I’m forced to sit like a paraplegic on this incredibly uncomfortable chair while forced to listen those annoying ponies that keep singing about harmony and friendship. They’re driving me nuts.
 
What if we talk about something else to distract you?
 
Good idea. Choose a topic.
 
Hmm… Oh! How about Discord?
 
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?