Maybe setup explosives or cause some sort of dangerous event for civilians across town from where you want to commit the crime, cant be in 2 places at once, OR get some hostage and take them out of the range of civilization then threaten with hurting them every time they try to stop you, or have an immediate escape plan like a copter or a rocket boat as well as a distraction “fake get away car” in case they want to blindly follow ,.. Id make an awesome super villian if i had the funding

We hit her in the head.  
With a rock.  
Made of fuggy pudding.  
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Commit crimes outside of Clopham… Never seen him give a crap outside their “comfort zone”

@Mayojar77  
Enter: Fruit-Batmare Incorporated!!

Vegetables

@Starly  
That’s why It’s hilarious.

@64  
Yeah, I have been known to flood entire districts with mayonnaise, but only when I have a dragon egg handy, and those aren’t very easy to get.

@Mayojar77  
Eh, whatever.
 
I’m just saying she’s more delicate, you’re probably more messy and whatnot.

@64  
Yeah, Top Brass said they needed to keep me locked up in case of emergency. Apparently, I’m too ‘dangerous’ to walk around town unescorted. Pfff, like they’re any good at keeping anything locked up. They gave me a 27 layer security lock, and gave me the passcodes. Really, who runs this place?

@Mayojar77  
Containment Unit?
 
And he’s more for unknown threats I think. You’re probably sent to more immediate, obvious threats.

“@64”: Either way, I would probably bet you’re just rambling. I haven’t even heard rumors of the fruity avenger being an agent, and I’m the guy they call when something absolutely, positively has to stop existing. every single agent has been stationed at my containment unit at some point, so I think there might be some rambling (they do tend to fall asleep a lot).

@Mayojar77  
Because, they can only fund one secret agent of this sort.  
Out of all the unique tech and gadgets they already have a hard time keeping the budget low enough to stay covert.

it better not be serious

@Starly  
I think that may be the point there.  
It’s not supposed to be serious.

@64 but why just one Fruitbatmare? why not more than one?

Fruit batmare is the worst fanmade term for anything ever.

@Mayojar77  
It’s because Celestia and Luna are to strict and not very good at keeping things secret, respectively.  
They would most likely shut down the project if they found out.

@64  
Why would only a select few know the identity of the Fruitbatmare? It seems kinda irresponsible to hide that kind of information from either princess.

@Mayojar77  
That’s how undercover it is.  
NOT EVEN THE PRINCESSES KNOW ABOUT IT!  
Only a few higher ups in the royal guard know about it.

@Applejack  
Why? Are you secretly funding the Fruitbatmare?

@Sixtyfour  
Funny, I don’t remember seeing any records of that while I was in containment. The gadget thing, not the philanthropy thing. and I’m pretty sure I would notice a tank being given to a mare in a colourful costume while looking for known Unicorn supremacists.  
What? I have every right to hunt those suckers down. I even got a warrant.

@Mayojar77:
 
I think you’re asking too many questions there….

@Mayojar77  
A: She gives it to charity. She feels like she has to, what with her parents being gone and all.  
B: The government, FruitBatMare is secretly a government agent working under the radar to get things done that official agents can’t do.