Rip off it’s legs and put in my pocket. More fun awaits when we get home

Aww, aren’t you a cute little thing! tosses it up in the air and hits a home run with an aluminum baseball bat

Drako:  
so damn busy today.  
I wanna go home and play catch with my kid.  
You people never let me rest.  
Not that I’m complaining.  
It is awfully fun.  
Now I’ve got this rusty knife i got from a archeological dig yesterday.  
I don’t know what it does yet so I guess I’ll test it on you.  
Now do you want me to disembowel you horizontally or vertically?  
horizontal you’re more likely to recover but vertical is quick so the pain only lasts a short time before you die.  
Seriously, this world.  
You teach one fluffy hating corpse the error of their ways and another one pops up elsewhere.  
i could stay here forever.  
Hours of entertainment here.

How pathetic! You realize how small you are? Good luck trying to give me “biggest owies” you runt.