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:D I love reading.
Adagio, with a contemptuous sneer, wordlessly turns around and walks away, slowly.
The vendor’s eyes slid down to the massive booty. “I… yes.”
Her hips rolled like the deck of a storm-wracked ship, her ass quaked like an approaching T-rex.
The beach-side ice cream vendor begins to panic as the great white booty begins to depart his life forever. He reaches out, as if to pull her back. “C-come back! You’ve… over-paid!”
But she ignores him and walks away down the crowded beach.
A muscular man setting up a umbrella, distracted by her ass, slips and impales himself on the spike with a scream as she walks by. Blood spurts out of his wound, gushing onto the sand, but he completely ignores it, too focused on Adagio’s rolling hips and the booty.
A vacationing EMT quickly leaps up from his towel and rushes to the wounded man, retrieving gauze from his portable kit, until he notices the walking woman and the booty. Distracted, without looking, the EMT begins to wrap gauze around the wounded man. Except instead of wrapping the wound, he is distractedly wrapping bandages around the wounded man’s head.
A trio of bitchy-looking women in bikinis who were, until the moment Adagio stepped onto the sand, the hottest, most well-endowed females onto the beach, scowl at her hatefully. Now they no longer have control over all the men on the beach because of that huge… delicious booty. Then they begin to blush and idly play with the straps of their bikini tops, hypnotized by the booty, and all thoughts of men vanish as they rapidly turn gay for Adagio’s thick, thick booty.
A young mother, trying to quiet her screaming infant, slowly looks up as the booty passes. Her mouth falls open in awe and the screeching baby, forgotten, slips from her arms to bounce on the sand.
A hush falls over the entire beach as Adagio pauses. Pink and white ice cream has melted all over her left hand and she shifts the cone to her right before slowly cleaning the thick, sweet liquid with firm, deliberate strokes of her broad tongue. A police car veers off the road which parallels the beach and crashes onto the sand, bursting into a fireball. Nobody turns to look even as flaming debris rain onto the beach and spilled gasoline begins to burn. They are too distracted by the booty.
Across the island, cellphones start to light up and residents look down to read the text: >10/10 BOOTY THREAT INBOUND TO BEACH. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Thousands of front doors slam open in neighborhoods everywhere as people pile out, crowding streets as they rush to fill the beach, eager to see the booty.
Gulls wheeling in the air above crash into each other. Porpoises leap out of the sea, squawking as they flip, eager to see the human booty. Buried baby green turtle eggs spontaneously hatch, and thousands of them poke out their scaly heads and emerge from the sand to see the booty. A giant sperm whale suicidally beaches itself, its single great eye rolling to take in the booty. Octopi and jellyfish crawl out onto the sand. The sky darkens for a moment as a jet airliner falls from the sky and crashes in a titanic explosion, the pilot and all passengers all happy that, in the last microsecond before they died, they got a glimpse of the booty. A tidal wave washes the beach clear as Poseidon himself heaves out of the sea. His face is covered with starfish and barnacles as he plants his gigantic gold trident in the sand and says in ancient Greek “damn, the booty fine!”
The ocean level rises 20 feet as Antarctica spontaneously melts and Poseidon lifts Adagio up on his giant palm. The clouds burn away as the sun itself draws closer to Earth to see what’s so hot (it’s the booty.) The increased heat makes her strawberry and vanilla cone melt faster and she is forced to put it all in her mouth, deep-throating the cone before it melts. All vegetation on Earth bursts into flames and fills the atmosphere with apocalyptic amounts of smoke and ash, except over the beach where the wind itself blows the air clear to spell the words “THE BOOTY.”