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Sorry,dash. The law is the law
Speeding is against the law and therefore a crime pal. Jeez can you guys go away and leave the rest of society in peace?
RD: Must you really ask?
COP: You were traveling at 300mph and repeatedly switched between lanes.
RD: Oh come on officer, you can’t expect a pony like me to go at 30, can you?
COP: ALL road users, regardless of race or species must abide by traffic laws. These laws were created so that nobody drove the road like their own personal race tracks, otherwise the fatal car accident ratings would be beyond acceptable.
RD: Yeah, I get it, you want me to travel like a slowpoke. Can I go now?
COP: I’ll need your name and your driver’s license ma’am.
RD: But… I don’t have a driver’s license, I-
COP: I’m placing you under arrest for dangerous driving and driving without a license.
RD: Wha?!?
Breaking the sound barrier and shattering the visible light spectrum producing a shock-wave powerful enough to split solid rock in a built-up area probably has a hefty fine stapled to it as well.