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I found the earlier version of this over at /mlp/ and had fun with it, so I decided to make an even bigger one. Predictably, I scored in the heavy autism range.
 
And yes, I’m fully aware that it’s stupid; that’s exactly what makes it fun for me.

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Background Pony #93EA
Damn. 2130 pre-redeption. What the hell? Who wrote this thing? Aeroplane is a good albumm!
Background Pony #45E1
FUCK! I kept the numbers of past things I did and if I didn’t trigger a mod in a discord server I’m in to the point he nuked the NSFW chat I could have had Autistic Sprinkles instead of being in the pony matrix. This is what I get for being an asshole for laughs.
 
(I posted pseudo-loli content there and ignored his warnings, but he couldn’t ban me as I was a mod too and am a close friend of the admin who was in on this)
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
  1. favorite pony  
    +0? interestingly apple bloom is not on this scale… but ponka is fine too
     
  2. websites  
    +45pts derpibooru  
    +55pts ponychan  
    +200pts ponibooru
     
  3. pony etiquette  
    +0pts getting banned from ponychan 1.0 doesn’t count
     
  4. online etiquette  
    +20pts posting image macros  
    +100pts bronies react is hilarious dammit  
    +75pts though to be fair it picks randomly from a collection that happens to contain a lot of pone
     
  5. chan etiquette  
    -20pts using a tripcode
     
  6. music  
    +0 eh
     
  7. fanfiction  
    +20 reading  
    +50 the show sucks  
    +20 writing
     
  8. clop  
    +75 having a clop folder  
    +20 ponies  
    +30 fanfics
     
  9. cringe factor  
    +0 no really
     
  10. hall of shame  
    +75pts she’s not real  
    …there’s a pony based religion?
     
  11.  
    -20 high school  
    -50 college  
    -75 graduated  
    -250 animal shelter  
    -250 soup kitchen  
    -400 why u mad tho
     
    total  
    -480  
    -440 if you’re autistic enough to think that not using trips makes you cool
Some Pacifier Pone
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Thread Starter - Caption the Picture Above You
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Artist -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

um???? lmao???
Reassessment
 
Derpy being one of my favorites, and taking Derpygate way too seriously (+160)
Reddit (+25)
Derpibooru (+45)
Posting pony memes and using them IRL (+100)
Hating G3 before seeing episodes (+200)
Banned from Derpibooru (+200)
Using Emoticons (+10)
Posting Memes (+20)
Posting Image Macros (+20)
Posting 4chan memes outside of 4chan (+20)
Enjoys MLP Reviews/Reacts (+50)
Has MLP desktop wallpaper (+75)
Uses an Avatar (+50)
Listens to MLP fan musicians (I don’t really use the word “brony” much LOL) (+40)
Likes the Equestria Girls movies (+90)
Likes Dubstep (+70)
Reads fanfics (+20)
Writes fanfics (+50)
Has a “waifu” (+160)  
Clops to ponies (+20)  
Clops to anthro (+50)  
Has clop folders (+50)  
Owns pony merch (+20)
Says “anypony” in everyday conversation (+200)
Online MLP-themed roleplay (+200)
Online MLP-themed ERP (+400)
IRL MLP-themed roleplay (+500)
Donating to a charity (-200)
Not being an asshole/dick in general (-400)
 
Total: 2085
deactivated571477
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

-Pinkie is best pony  
-Derpibooru (+45)  
-Hating specific episodes for not having Pinkie (+50) (95)  
-Emoticons and macros (+30) (125)  
-No preference  
-No preference  
-Read and written fan fiction (+70) (195)  
-Not in love with anypony  
-No preference  
-Used to own 2 Pinkie Pie plushies, but soon threw them away (+20) (215)  
-I have an OC (+300) (515)  
-I’m a good person in real life (-400) (115)  
115 points. Is that okay?
Tyler_Cunn
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@Joseph Raszagal
 
No, nothing particularly sensitive or serious, I’m just prohibited for medical reasons I won’t dump on you unless you want to know. If I was still 16 and driving got you cool kid points at school, it’d bother me, but honestly with the financial havoc it can wreak on you (gas, oil changes, repairs and maintenance, insurance, car payments, etc.) along with the stress of just driving, I don’t think I’m missing much. It’s a little inconvenient, and walking everywhere can be a pain (unfortunately there’s barely any public transportation in the state, let alone where I live), but I can deal with it.