“at least this place ain’t hogwarts”

Chrysalis: Yes. Flufflepuff, bring me my cyberbullying phone.
 
Flufflepuff: Pffffffppppttttt?!

Don’t ask the French.

She could be the principal in Nightvale… Her mane is like, literally an aurora, and nobody bats an eye.

@Background Human  
if this was Delmarva , they would’ve been ‘business as usual’… as long as they have their electronic distractions so they wouldn’t realize how much of a magnet for disaster that school is.

@Background Human  
Crazier stuff has actually allegedly happened irl, it’s just nobody believes it so it’s not taken seriously. Roswell, this group of hundreds of people who claim they were abducted by aliens…

The only reason they haven’t been fired yet is because no one else wants the job. Seems every candidate in the tri-state area has heard about the demon attacks.

Heh… In one of the forum threads we’re just talking about how feminists are forcing a number of deans to resign and stuff. This seems oddly relevant :p
 
@OptimusPrimevil  
Then they should just launch them into space at escape velocity from the sun.
 
That’ll do it :p
 
 
@Animanga21  
European football? Foot… Head? Foothead?
 
 
@Gundlach  
How?

No. But we will publicly humiliate you until you step down.

@OptimusPrimevil  
Maybe they just want to play soccer with the heads? They are europeans after all.

@Cirrus Light  
as for royals and beheadings, maybe they want to be really sure they’re gone?

@OptimusPrimevil  
Yeah. Didn’t think of that one.

@Cirrus Light  
not exactly royalty but wasn’t saddam hussein hanged?

@OptimusPrimevil
 
Take your breath away?
 
“Breathtaking!” - some reviewer
 
“It’ll leave you gasping for more!” - IGN
 
“You’ll get a kick out of it!” - some other reviewer
 
“It’ll leave you breathless!” - you get the point
 
“It’ll sweep you right off your feet!” - ditto
 
“It’ll make you dance!” - cats don’t
 
>>264693p (deleted)
 
Come to think of it, royalty has almost always been beheaded or something special - rarely given the same sentences as the masses, such as hanging.

 
Given that Derpy is the executioner, I’m still convinced that the guillotine blade will miss xp
 
 
@OverlordScorpion  
“What are you gonna do, stab me?”
 
 
@Killbeat  
Behead… Celestia? eye twitch  
Angry Starcraft Zealot scream  
I AM THE HOLY BLADE OF CELESTIA!  
starts swinging magic blades ineffectively at air

Pony Twilight comes in from portal, utilizes EoH, sends Celestia to the sun, gets arrested for [???], escapes and goes back to Equestria and destroys the portal while breathing heavily in post panic.

@1984strat  
 
SISTERS!!!

I’m just gonna call the superintendent and human resources.

not overthrow…
 
just take your breath away
 

That would not be advisable,  
 
But not impossible.

Well yeah actually, you don’t have magic here so it really wouldn’t be that hard.
 
Celestia: “. . . CHEESE IT!”

Actually I was considering writing a letter to the board of education.

yes, we do