Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@mariomarc  
Quit
 
Also did you hear something?

i just pulled a muscle snapping my fingers

@Number1pegasus  
You mean, beside your tiny dick crying about being so small?

@And Brother I Hurt People  
I actually think I pulled a muscle in my arm last night while laying down.
 
I went to go move my arm while in bed and just heard a loud pop. It still hurts a little when I move it up.
 
But nothing to be worried about though from what I can tell.

I wonder if Squiggy would mind if I sent another person a dick pic

@Carcass Strife  
Wow, That one was just sad.
 
Come back when you have something better.

@Number1pegasus
 
Yikes.

@Carcass Strife  
@Number1pegasus
 
Nerds
 

 
@And Brother I Hurt People  
I think i did that once but it was due to writing for 2 hours straight

@Number1pegasus  
You try being white.

@Carcass Strife  
Why would a change to a lower class when I’m already a higher one?

@Carcass Strife  
@Number1pegasus
 
Why don’t you guys try being mixed

@Number1pegasus  

 
goddamn

@Xari
 
That’s…actually pretty cool.

@Number1pegasus
 
holy shit

@Xari  
I’ve already seen my fair share of Chex mix hun!

@Number1pegasus  
Damn
 
Just Damn

@Number1pegasus  

 
Because, although you might be a stronger class, we have more benefits and resistances.  
For example, we have a resistance to pierce damage.

@Number1pegasus
 
You cereal?

@Xari  
But that one isn’t even good
 
Are we just going to start saying damn after everything Peg says?
 
I mean, I’m game I guess
 
 
@Number1pegasus  
damn

So apparently two schools in my home district went into lockdown because men with clown masks and costumes were surrounding them or something?
 
And even more of these costumed freaks are standing in the streets at night and stalking homes?
 
What?

We also have a higher Charisma rating with authority figures.

@And Brother I Hurt People  
puuuuuuuuuurge

@toxicrystal
 
This made me giggle.

@toxicrystal
 
Well, shit, I’m eight hours away, I have nothing to complain about.

@And Brother I Hurt People  
Is this the purge or something?
 
Holy shit that’s terrifying!