Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

Xari
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Tired Moon Mom
Man i just realized i am like the gayest person in my squad

Like when we all hang out , i say the most gay stuff and even "Flirt" with cashiers

I guess that's where the Nicknames G-G and J-J came from

Also that Ami (My first ever best friend since Year 1) has really been the Gay Right Hand Woman i have
Number1pegasus
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Ummmm I wouldn't recommend it, that's for sure.

I mean I guess technically condoms probably get shipped out so it probably makes no difference.

But I see them possibly getting risked of getting damaged if just sending them out randomly.
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@Xari

I found some color-changing condoms and want to send them to a friend in her letter as a joke. However, if she chooses to use it — which is perfectly okay with me — I want to be sure that there won't be any holes in it from the friction of the envelope moving through the mailing system. Also, I don't know if there's any temperature concerns when it comes to condoms, so that worries me too.
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@Carcass Strife

It looks like you're doing well.


@Number1pegasus

I wonder if there's anything I can do to "protect" them? I mean, condoms out of box get shipped out as free samples from condom companies all of the time, but I don't know what they send them in. Maybe mini cardboard boxes to reduce friction? Would sending them in a bubble-wrapped envelope make any difference? I dunno. I might just send it anyway and let her know not to use them (the joke isn't that it's a condom, it's the fact that it's a color changing condom). She's not an idiot, she'll get it. Plus, she lives in NYC, so free condoms are is as common as the rampant homeless population discarded gum.
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