Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Couldn’t fall asleep until sometime past 4 last night.

800 pages… Nice.

@Jarkes  
Nice!

You know what feels really weird? You’re chewing a mouthful of food while you’re taking a poo. It makes you feel almost like a food processing unit, whatever that is.

@Nightweaver20xx  
I thought I was the only one who does this sometimes

Spinning the yarn from Wansdyke to Silbury  
Spinning the tellbook, telling the tale  
Telling the tellbook to all and sundry  
Celt, Iberian, and Irish Gael

I’m Fawful!

@Shepherd  
Sup Fawful, I’m ILoveMyoozik. I thought you were called “Shepherd”?

@Shepherd  
How can be Fawful if your personal title isn’t “I HAVE FURY!” ?

Guess you can say it’s a tit-shirt.

Someone threw a die with no even numbers at me.
 
It struck me as odd.

“Me molesta el perro” doesn’t mean what it looks like it does at first.

@SuperSupermario24  
What do you mean?
 
I know what it means, both ways.

Quick question for the women on this site: how does lingerie feel?

@SuperSupermario24  

 
It means something like “I hurt the dog”, right?

@YetAnotherBrony  
More like, “the dog annoys me”

@The Luna Fan
 
Yeah, well you can tell I didn’t take Spanish class, just two years of Latin.

@YetAnotherBrony  
Si te pones a pensarlo, el inglés y el español no son tan diferentes, solo tienes que practicar un poco :v

“Frist contact is a selfie”

@The Luna Fan  
Pero la variedad de la lenhua es un problema  
:S

When you’re away from this website and it’s bustling with activity but when you come back and comment it’s a ghost town.  

@ILoveMyoozik  
Be like.
 

@Darth Prime  
Yep, that’s me