Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Have I mentioned that I found my spirit animal?

@Meanlucario
 
Honey Badger?

@Shepherd  
Badging Badger.

@Shepherd  

@Meanlucario
 
That’s not an animal. Says the lady who’s Spirit animal is.
 

@Shepherd  
Humans are a type of animal.

@Meanlucario
 
Yaa but you can’t use a specific human.

@Shepherd  
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

@Meanlucario  
Humans aren’t animals, humans are fungi! Anyone who analyzes rave parties will understand that we multiply in damp, dark places!

My BF joked that my dream haunter is my sprite animal.

@Shepherd  
My dream involved Batman going “I’m the goddyay Batman” when the Joker was acting “off.”

Whenever I dream about Smash bros Hammer Bro is playable.

I just had a dream I was on vacation in Japan

@EotD  
Did you see this sign?  

Scroll of Icarian Flight

I had a dream where I was in a computer software/hardware store, but it was big enough to be a warehouse. All the computer games were way at the top, where I would no doubt fall to my death if I were to try and climb/reach for it. I’d have to ask a store associate to grab one of those.
 
All of the Xbox360 and PS4 consoles and games were at child height, so that they could easily load it into shopping carts by themselves.
 
I saw a deer hunting game for $7.99 that included a light gun controller that looked like a photorealistic shotgun. Would probably be mostly useful for hunting games. The deer on the cover looked like he was tired of life.
 
I was also hunting around for old desktops that might have old 1990s games on them, and likely a lot of viruses and malware as well.

@Nightweaver20xx  
Looks like Japan is stuck in 1996.

Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.  

@Nightweaver20xx  
drops dakimakura

@Nightweaver20xx  

@BadgingBadger  

 
looks down, then back up and growls  
You now have 15 seconds to comply. You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9.

@Nightweaver20xx  
Comply how? By resigning my promiscuity?

@BadgingBadger  
You now have 5 seconds to comply. 4… 3… 2… 1… I am now authorized to use physical force.  

Noooowwwww it’s the feeeeeling  
It’s the same  
Different woooooorld

 
See that there redneck from the canceled Diddy Kong Pilot? Since Kongs all end in “Y” or “IE” the best I can think of for his name is Honky Kong.