Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Pak rikolino en el Zelda papu  

Sometimes I wish I could magically learn a new language over nite. Then I would go to church and start speaking Japanese and everybody would be confused.

It’s CARNAVAL right now in Brazil. And i’m sitting here, watching Grey’s Anatomy with mom.

I keep expecting to load up the site and find myself banned again. I have nothing to justify that feeling except extreme paranoia.

@Shepherd  

 
Same. Just, like, dunk my head in a liquid language and inhale it: instant learning!

@YetAnotherBrony  
Here in my country, we joke that falling asleep on top of a schoolbook will make us learn through osmosis.

I got an appointment to see Dr. Pepper. His diagnosis was for me to drink more Cherry Coke. I have to see him again next month to see if eating Oreos will give me good complexion.

I’m never going to be OK.

I thought that Tangled cartoon was on Netflix.

Tonight is going to be rough.

Sorry about that.

@Shepherd  
Don’t worry too much, I always have a rough time going to sleep.

Ohh that’s all, same boat man.

@Shepherd  
Is it because of your fear of being alone and the uncertainty of your own future?

It’s in there with my racing creativity.

I pee sitting down.

@Meanlucario  
I have to do thay because I have a piece of metal in my dick.

@SquiggyBomb  
I do it because I’m lazy. I fear to hear the reason behind cyborg penis.

@Meanlucario  
I got piercing. In. My dick.

@SquiggyBomb  
I don’t want to know why.

@Meanlucario  
Because it’s sexy as hell

@SquiggyBomb  
So you have a Prince Albert?

Anything goes in,  
Anything goes out.  
Fish, bananas  
Old pajamas  
Mutton, beef, and trout.

I’m 30 tomorrow watching anime and playing Pokemon.