Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

i’m eating cold canned spaghetti out of a measuring cup. what have i become?
 
@Dragonpone  
the french feel that way about thursday.

You know what the epitome of 1st World Problems is?
 
Having to avoid all your usual Japanese websites so you don’t get spoiled for a video game.

i miss those 90’s commercials that were totally radical.

One must always eat their vegetables.

@DanielTepesKraus  
I was always one of those kids that was a bit more interested in the sets kids played with their toys on.
 
Know what I mean? Like in this one. (80s rather than 90s but still)
 
Not to take away from the actual toys but those sets with the trees and the rocks were nuts to me.

@AppleJackFrost  

@SquiggyBomb  
wut

@AppleJackFrost  
@SquiggyBomb  
@AppleJackFrost  
i’m not sure if this is specifically what he was discussing, but here’s a flower that’s for sexual:  

My uncle was a circus performer.
 

@DanielTepesKraus  
I’m not a flower fucker though.

@DanielTepesKraus  
You know my first exposure to that?  
 

Happy Spider  
(oOOo)/

@SquiggyBomb  

@Solitude  
happiest spider!
 
after it ate a family of butterflies.

@Solitude  
You’re not fooling me you evil little bastard D:<
 
All spiders, no exception, have “humanity” in the number one slot of their list of things to bite today.

@Badumsquish  
Spiders are friends. You of all people should understand that.

@Badumsquish  

 
it just wants to cuddle

@SquiggyBomb  

 

 
|| Packers won the Super Bowl!!! ||

can someone please make the most sexist, objectified, stereotypical, sex-object stay-in-the-kitchen bimbo in history, and name her Miss Ogyny?

Dear ATheists,
 
If god doesn’t exist, then how does live action Bill Cosby toss the “Fat Albert” sign to Fat Albert in the intro to Fat Albert?

@Herrpface  
Do you really want Bill Cosby to be God?

@Badumsquish  
Ah well, you know how the saying goes.
 
@Darth Prime  
The slag happened there? Incidentally, speaking of Tarantulas.

I once had an uncle who died in a game of Russian Roulette.

pluto is a planet because fuck you, that’s why.