Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@SuperSupermario24  
a perfect post for this thread, no doubt. :p

if baby horses can stand and walk immediately at birth, and baby humans can’t even hold their head erect without external support, then it’s too bad centaurs don’t exist because centaur babies would be the funniest shit ever.

@DanielTepesKraus
 
…that’s probably exactly why they don’t exist…

Can I just say I used to love these books?  

@DanielTepesKraus  

 
Never mind that.  
What do you think centaur BIRTH would be like?

You know how all these demonic possession stories? How they pretty much go the same way. Person gets possessed. Demon makes them do a whole bunch of stupid demonic shit. Gets exprcised. What about a demon that possess someone and is just kinda friendly? Like instead of making them crawl backwards up walls he makes the host go on daily jogs. He makes his host body eat better. Takes control of the host and then puts them in social situations and then gives control back.
 
That would be cute.
 

 
_{^{||And on an unrelated note this bourbon tastes fantastic.||}}

@SquiggyBomb  
I smell a new romantic comedy~

I finally lost all will to live

@SquiggyBomb  

 
FTFY.

In my original IP, which is a cyberpunk JRPG set in 2158 starring a character a little too similar to Babs Seed, I’m thinking there should be a scene where the characters are surprised about the release of a Source model for Twist. On that note my sister said modelers just want OCs so I’ll have to make them myself, but art’s my un-talent so I’ll just have to live with it like we have to live with not having jetpacks or FTL travel…

@DanielTepesKraus  
Ya gotta love all those little background animations.

Step 1: Get drunk  
Step 2: Dance/Sing like no one is watching

When you are about to get hit by a train, try rolling forward because the I-frames might save you from certain doom.

@AppleJackFrost  
trains are not for sexual.

@DanielTepesKraus  
Those who think that trains are for sexual are degenerates.

@DanielTepesKraus  
but cars are for sexual. case in point

@AppleJackFrost  
@toxicitzi  
the only train that is for sexual is the mantrain, but it’s not a train in the traditional sense.
 
be warned, it is very much explicit and nsfw: choo choo!

sheesh, even THE FLIPPIN’ DUPE DETECTOR IS HASSLING ME ABOUT UNDERTALE!!!
 
>>1189706 (merged) -> >>1189914
 
(though i love heir-of-rick’s art, so it’s okay)

MGS 5, The Pachinko Pain

 
In a way, Georges Melies was the Michael Bay of his era.
 
He claimed the motivation behind his movies wasn’t to show the audience a story in characters, but to make all kinds of strange, impossible things go in motion right in front of their eyes.

Is the name Aurora completely off-limits in fiction now or what?
 
EDIT: Just to be clear: hasbro actually got a C&D from Disney. Legal didn’t reject the name.
 
What would Cease and Desist be like as a card in the CCG?

‘Dimanche’ looks so out of place in the French days of the week.  
I suggest ‘Dimanchredi’.