Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@BadgingBadger  
I love hot showers~ They’re just like me ;3 ;3 And i can’t resist cold water for some reason, i hate it so much :‘< XD And i don’t think “fapping” while taking a cold shower works on girls though >w<

@Lobinchi  
I believe the term is “Schlicking”.

@SnozzleFozzle  
We talked about the term before… “Schlicking” is a weird term, and it’s totally not cool :‘< But i don’t like “fapping” either XD

@Lobinchi  
You never masturbated in the shower?

@Lobinchi  
Since you’re originally from Canada do you pour maple syrup on thineself and have someone else lap it up?

@BadgingBadger  
Of course i did! :3 It’s more fun when you take a shower with your partner after some fun ;3 That’s even more better~
 
 
@SnozzleFozzle  
I can’t waste my delicious maple syrup like that >w< And i don’t have any interest for “food play” fetishes :P But ehh…. Maybe i’ll try it someday.

Wow! She just happened to have a whip and handcuffs?

@Lobinchi  
Lobi! Hai.
 
Showers are hot.

@Pacific Glow  
You just described my girlfriend.
 
 
@Lobinchi  
Here’s the thing, i don’t have hot water. From time to time i have those near death experiences due to hypothermia when i have to take a shower. Not even when i take a bath with my gf helps sometimes

@noobiestbrony  
Hai <3 hugs  
Yes, sexy showers are the best showers~
 
 
@maverick159  
Uhh… that’s… that’s interesting XD i wouldn’t like experiencing that.

@Lobinchi  
hugs
 
Hell yeah!

I personally don’t think “sexy saxophone music” increases my libido that much, i tend to prefer repetitive house music :P

@noobiestbrony  
I like showers too.
 
@BadgingBadger  
I find “sexy saxophone” porn music overused.

@BadgingBadger  
Whenever I hear saxophone music come up in porn I just start laughing, its so cheesy and cliche.

@SnozzleFozzle  
ikr

@BadgingBadger  
Careless Whisper makes me laugh.

@Pacific Glow  
They’re amazing.

@noobiestbrony  
I find it hard to get out of one, even when there’s a fucking tight schedule.

Would you rather? Have a 10 Starlights or 20 twilights?

@Takengrin Endmmar
 
Man. That’s a tough question. Both Starlight and Twilight are two of my favorite ponies. As much as I love Starlight, she is dealing with a bunch of insecurities. Then again, even though Twilight is my favorite pony, I would have to buy at least 100000 books if there was 20 Twilights. Honestly, if I had to pick either 10 Starlights or 20 Twilights, I would probably pick 10 Starlights because I would have to spend a lot of money on books if I had 20 Twilights.

@Takengrin Endmmar  
10 starlights

@Takengrin Endmmar  
I’ll take one human Starlight myself. :D

@Takengrin Endmmar  
What kind of question is that?! 10 starlights, of course!

Apparently, Windows XP’s Microsoft Sam speaks slang. When you type “crotch” in Speech Properties, Sam says “crow’s nest.”

@Pacific Glow  
Old memes are old. :P