MYMC06E04: Secrets of Starlight Reaction Script (B) - Meeting the Auroricorns

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Izzy Moonbow: W-Whoa! [gasps] Wow!

[Rest of Mane 6 gasping in awe at the newly discovered town]

Rebel Mare: AAAUUGGHH, FINALLY!!! CIVILIZATION!!!

Butler: Let’s go check out if this town has a hotel we can stay in…

[Sparky Sparkeroni gurgling in awe]

Pipp Petals: Oooh!

[Takes picture of town with camera phone]

Professor: That huge building over here must be the city hall…or something equivalent to that…

Deputy Mare: Great! Let’s head in and ask whoever is in charge of this winter wasteland!

Calypso The Zebra Rookie: excellent! Looks like there is civilization out here. Thank goodness for that. Just remember deputy, we’re out of our jurisdiction here so no doing anything crazy. We don’t wanna make the locals hate us now do we? Also, your hair looks really nice, got a real cool Karen type vibe to it, it fits you!

Deputy Mare: We may be out of jurisdiction, but that don’t mean we can’t file a criminal complaint and urge whoever is running this town to explain our peculiar circumstances!

Calypso the Zebra Rookie: Geez, when I said you had the mane of a Karen I didn’t think you’d go out of your way to talk like one! We are not filling any complaints, we just need to ask them how we leave, there’s no need to be hostile to them and get ourselves into more trouble than it’s worth. Seriously how does you sister ever manage to see eye to eye with you?

Sunny Starscout: Wow! It’s so pretty under the starry sky! This place is incredible!

Professor: These houses are literally decroated with azule lapis stone tiles on their roofs! Must’ve taken many months to carve out every tile in town…

Rebel Mare: Unless these locals know a thing or two about advanced crystal magic…

Zipp Storm: More like incredibly empty.

Inspector Mare: Now that you mention, it’s kinda like a dusty bowl ghost town—well, if you replace the dust with fake borax snow…

Misty: Where is everypony?

Rebel Mare: Why would anypony want to leave such a beautiful town??

Professor: An epically unfathomable disaster? An unruly dictator? Or perhaps this snow really IS made from absestos and everypony actually—

Rebel Mare: NOPE, I DO NOT want to even think about it, Professor! The implications are JUST too horrible to take in!!

Rogue Pony: Um, I don’t know about you, but this is one place that I show my friends back home.

Hitch Trailblazer: It’s like the whole place has been completely deserted.

Deputy Mare: Look, ponies or no ponies, we should at least take this advtange to procure ourselves some shelter for the time being. See if they still have any froze-preserved rations around here…

Parole Officer: Be very wary though! This town may still be inhabited by a few wild animals or squatters!

Misty: …it can’t be because of Opaline this time.

Rebel Mare: In spite having a ire of fire, she has a heart that is cold as the Wendigos…but—I don’t see a reason why she even has interest in finding anything useful in a desolate frostland like this…no dragons can be seen for many clicks away!

Rogue Pony: Whatever it is, it can’t because of Opaline this time.

Rebel Mare: That’s what she said already! Have you not been listening?

Deputy Mare: Judging by those streetlights, this town does have a source of electric power…

Inspector Mare: Well, USED to anyway….but still no cell towers or radio antennae in sight…

Pipp Petals: Why would anypony want to abandon a place like this?

Butler: Perhaps they seek more greener and warmer pastures within the temperate climate of Equestria…

Professor: Did they ran outta coal or oil for the heat and power generators?

Deputy Mare: It’s quiet—–TOO quiet….I don’t like it….

Parole Officer: Be on your high guard, everypony! We might not be alone in this town after all…

Rogue Pony: Wise words from a nice officer.

(Rhythmic percussion beating)

Professor: Is that—BEAT music I’m hearing??!!

Deputy Mare: I KNEW IT!! Flippin’ stragglers!!

Rebel Mare: No wait…I think the citizens living here aren’t outside rustling about, because there must be a celebration going on inside that crystal dome building!

Misty: What is that?!

Sunny Starscout: It sounds like it’s coming from over there

Professor: Whatever it is, it sounds kinda funky!

Inspector Mare: Sounds like they’re havin’ a local holiday party down there!!

(All police ponies reject your high-hoof gestures and leave you hanging)

Rogue Pony: I agree with Inspector on this. Let’s get inside and find out. Hoof to heart.

Deputy Mare: UGH, stop making this weird!

Rogue Pony: Cool it, Deputy. I’m not making this weird.

Misty: Why is everypony trotting towards the scary noises when there is perfectly good silence in the other direction?

Professor: I’ve been asking that very same question a thousand times myself for a very long time myself, Misty…

Deputy Mare: It’s why we never leave home without the tazers, batons and brass horseshoes…

Parole Officer: Always be prepared…

Calypso The Zebra Rookie: The deputy is right. Law enforcement don’t leave behind their equipment unless they’re off duty. And even then sometimes…

Sunny Starscout: Don’t worry, Misty. We’re all going together. We’ve got your back.

Professor: Besides, when has drum beating music ever killed anypony?!

Rebel Mare: He’s right, Misty…eccentrically screw-loose…but right!

Professor: I can HEAR you, ya know??!

Misty: Oh, right. I keep forgetting!

Professor: You forgot that we’re the reasons you’re not chained up by your former kidnapping abuser?? I’m starting to think you don’t see us as your friends after all, Misty!

Rebel Mare: HUSH, we won’t find out what’s in that building by rambling all day! Let’s head inside!

Guard Stallion: Come on, Misty. We’ll be fine!

Professor: What the––??? Are they doing—the CUP dance from CLIP TROT??!!

Deputy Mare: I thought that trend died ages ago! Who in the hay thinks that cups make good muscial content??!!

Inspector Mare: Look at them horns and fretlocks, everypony! It got more crystals and bling than a decked-out tram car!!

Rogue Pony: Um, I think I might have a clue here.

[Violet Frost]
(Everypony, come on!)
(Time to shine now!)
(You gotta shine now!)

[Violet Frost]
🎵 Hey, put those workin’ hooves away 🎵
🎵 It’s time to hit the beat (hit the beat) 🎵
🎵 The sun is down, the stars are shooting 🎵
🎵 Far as the eye can see (whoo!) 🎵

🎵 Come on over, join the party 🎵
🎵 Just have fun with me (with me) 🎵
🎵 There ain’t nopony here that’s watchin’ 🎵
🎵 Use your magic to believe 🎵