[PLEASE DO NOT DISRUPT THE MAIN STORYLINE]
[KEEP POSTS AT TV-Y RATING AND REFRAIN FROM USING COARSE EXPLICIT LANGUAGE OF ANY KIND, EVEN IN LINKS TO IMAGES, VIDEOS AND VOICE RECORDINGS]
[REFERENCES TO MILD DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND CARTOON VIOLENCE ARE ACCEPTABLE]
[EXPLICIT MATERIAL AND REFERENCES ARE FORBIDDEN, THOUGH STRONG VIOLENCE WITHOUT BLOOD AND MURDER ARE ALLOWED IF CANONICALLY SCRIPTED IN THE STORY LINE]
[OVERPOWERED CHARACTERS WITH ABSENCE OF FLAWS ARE FORBIDDEN; ATTRIBUTES AND ABILITIES MUST BE EARNED VIA PROGRESSION OF THE STORYLINE AND WHEN PERMITTED BY THE STORYLINE]
[ABSOLUTELY NO TELEPORTATION OR ANY INSTANT TRAVEL ABILITIES OR MACHINES UNLESS PERMITTED BY THE PLOT AND RESTRICTED BY ITS RULES. ANY UNEXPLAINED PRESENCE THROUGH ACTION AND DIALOGUE, EVEN IF NON-INFLUENTIAL, WILL BE TREATED AS A VIOLATION STRIKE]
Zipp Storm: We’ve been waiting here for three hours, Iz. Nothing has happened.
Inspector Mare: I REALLY gotta take a whizz in the bushes right about now!!
Deputy Mare: As much as I love a good stakeout, I could REALLY could go for a nice hayburger…
Parole Officer: How about we come back later with some camping supplies and rations, so we could be well-prepared when the portal opens again?