MYMC06E02: Roots of All Evil Pt. 1 Reaction Script (D) - Dragons Enter Opaline’s Castle

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[SCENE C, SUBSECTION i]
[SCENE C, SUBSECTION ii]

(Dragons flying to Opaline’s castle)

Dragon Dragoon: …we need to plan this out very delicately if we are not to be caught…

(Blaize checks the tower keep)

Blaize: Looks like nopony’s home.

[Sparky Sparkeroni gurgling]

Spike: [gasps] The Dragon Stone! Do you sense it, too?

Luxxe: It’s definitely inside there, but it… it feels distant.

Dragon Dragoon: Maybe the oul wan has it kept in some cellar—or a dungeon—for safekeepin’!

Fountain: Oh, no! Come on! Not a…

Dragon Dragoon: Sorry about this, lassy! Got no other plan…

[Instant transition to dungeon scene]

Fountain: Ugh! You know I hate dungeons!

Dragon Dragoon: AAHH, don’t get yer tail spike in a twist!! Sometimes, you oughtta be a chancer if you wanna get things right, Fountain!!

You can either help us clem back the Dragon Stone, or you can eff off to the ends of Equestria with yer tail tucked ’tween yer claws!

Fountain: You know what happens to a dragon in a dungeon?!

Luxxe: They chain us up?

Fountain: They chain us up!

Dragon Dragoon: Enough gob-spite, Fountain!! Yer only scunderin’ yerself with that loud head meltin’! If ya don’t keep quiet, yer gonna lure the oul dear down ’ere!

Fountain: I’ve been chained up in a dungeon before, Luxxe! Have you?! It’s not cool! It’s not cool at all!

Dragon Dragoon: Shut your gold dang gulper, or else I’m gonna chain YOU up in a rotten press myself and give you a lethal bad dose of haymakin’ worse than Opaline!!

Spike: Shhh! Opaline could return at any moment!

Spike: There. It’s just been charged.

Dragon Dragoon: EASY there…this Dragon stone could be rigged as far as I see…

Blaize: Oh, no. Lava and Jade. She has them! That means she must’ve…

Luxxe: Chained them up!

Dragon Dragoon: HUSH!! We can be bothered ’bout them later…

We need to safeguard the stone first, before we can find our mates…

Spike: She’s got some kind of magic shield around the stone.

Dragon Dragoon: She must predict that some other pony or dragon would try to clem back all that fire power…..

Opaline: Oh, that’s where you’re wrong, Spike. [chuckles]

Dragon Dragoon: AAHHHH BOLES!!! We’ve been caught!! Way to break us to the bone, Fountain!

(Slaps Fountain in the face)

Lava-horn Overmare: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA, well well well!! Look who came here to this castle party uninvited!! You didn’t let me prepare the snacks yet! How RUDE of you…

Dragon Dragoon: LAVA—JADE!!!

Opaline: I didn’t put a spell around my Dragon Stone. I put a spell around my dragons! [cackles]

Dragon Dragoon: AH GO WAY!!! IT’S A TRRAAPPPPP!!!!!!

Lava-horn Overmare: YOU STUPID IDIOT LIZARDS!! You think we’re THAT brainless enough to let that stone fall in the claws of a bunch of powerful beasts yourself??!! We KNEW you were gonna come here as soon as we dragon-napped your friends from your isle!

And you FELL for the OLDEST trick in the BOOK!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fountain: Aw, COME ON! I told you guys!

Dragon Dragoon: IF ye think ya gonna chain us up, I’ll break it apart with my own two claws!

Lava-horn Overmare: Save your dragon breath for later, scalie! You’re gonna need it when we hypnotize you and the rest of you into incinerating your own pony friends!!

Dragon Dragoon: Lucky for me, I’m a ruddy manky fire breather!

(Blaize and Fountain frustratingly yells as they attempt to break free from their bubble spell)

(Dragoon lashes out at the shield with steel claws, but with no effect)

Dragon Dragoon: When I get outta this castle, I’m going to rip you apart AND your lackey, and roast you both over the throne fire pit back at the isles!

Lava-horn Overmare: OOOOH, FEISTY dragon!! I love that in a dragon! Perhaps I could’ve took YOU as my personal dragon slave instead….BUT—beggars can’t be choosers, right???

Spike: Ugh, you can’t keep us in here forever!

Dragon Dragoon: I’ll claw the FLOOR apart if I have to!!


Lava-horn Overmare: Good luck with that! There’s like 100 feet of bedrock below you!

Opaline: Oh, hush.

(Hypnotizes the dragons)

Opaline: You’d be surprised how long I can keep somedragon in here.

Lava-Horn Henchmare: HAHAHAHAHAH!! NOT SO TOUGH, ARE YOU NOW??!! EH, Royal Cutie-Wiper??!!

Opaline: You’re mine now. My own little scaly army. How lovely. See? I can make friends, too.

Lava-Horn Henchmare: The only difference is that our friends will NEVER betray us and will ALWAYS do what we tell them to do, so LONG as we possess the Dragon Stone!

Opaline: Friendship! Ha! They used to tell me that was magic. [chuckles]

Lava-horn Overmare: YEAH, what a load of BULL-honkey!! I used to had them back at my hometown—before they all left me to rot in the streets with the rest of the trash!

And that was how I was found and taken here by the only one who could give me the power to enact vengeance on those “FRIENDS” who wronged me!

Opaline: You know what I think is magic?

Opaline / Lava-horn: POWER!!!

Opaline: And soon, I’ll have all of it!

Opaline: Dragon Stone? Right there! Cutie mark magic? Incoming! Prisbeam? Soon enough!

Lava-Horn Overmare: Alicorn magic from all former Alicorns, PLUS your PRECIOUS little Sunny gal??!! OURS—ALL OUUURRSS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!

Opaline: Together Trees? Did you see my tree upstairs? Poor little thing. I tried and tried to make it grow, but you know what feeds a Together Tree, right?

Lava-Horn Overmare: CUTIE MARKS!! Tons and TONS of cuties marks!! Collected from ALL parts of this wretched sad world!!!

(Lava-horn Overmare seals the background pony prisoner’s cell with igneous rock casting)

Lava-horn Overmare: HMPH! Stragglers…am I right?

NOOOOOOOOO! SUNNY, PROFESSOR, SOMEPONY, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

Opaline: It’s always unity.

Lava-horn Overmare: BBBLLEEEEGGHHH, what a nauseous word!!

Opaline: So my little tree would always just wither up and die.

Lava-horn Overmare: ALL thanks to that GOODY-TWO-HORSESHOE Twilight SPARKLE!!

Opaline: Why, even when I found it a real live friend, it wouldn’t grow.

Lava-horn Overmare: She brought me along to keep her company, and yet STILL both the dead tree AND that annoyin’ brat were splinters on my side!

Opaline: My little fake friend brought some real unity magic back to me whether she meant to or not.

Lava-horn Overmare: All it took was a little seed of trust to build up ALL the magic in those crystals long enough to get the tree growin’!

Opaline: And all it took was one tiny spark…

Lava-horn Overmare: A little tiny GREEN spark, to be exact!

Opaline: And once my tree woke up, well, it made friends with the tree in Maretime Bay and another tree in Bridlewood. And then my friend Misty – do you know what she did?

She grew a brand new one for us in Zephyr Heights.

Lava-horn Overmare: HEHEHHEHEHE, she planted that tree right into the MIDDLE of the castle, allowing our queen to surpass ALL her so-called top personal security!!

I must give Misty a lotta street cred to pull off a stunt like that, ESPECIALLY underneath those idiot guards’ muzzles!

Opaline: So maybe my little Misty really has been a true friend, after all.

Lava-horn Henchmare: She must’ve played REALLY dirty in order to replace ME!! Well, if she comes back, I’m going to challenge her to the duel to the death to see if she’s REALLY worthy of obtaining her own cutie mark…then some!

Lava-horn Henchmare: RUDE! Don’t you idiots know it’s uncouth of you to interrupt your new queen?:

(Lava-horn traps next Background pony prisoner in a confined tent made of lava-infused stalagmites)

(Texts his friends for help on his phone)

SOMEPONY. HELP US!!!

(Screams at Lava-horn) SUNNY, HER FRIENDS AND I WILL LITERALLY RIP YOU TO PIECES IF YOU DON’T LET ME AND MY DRAGONS GO LIKE RIGHT NOW, YOU BRAINLESS IDIOT!

(Muffling coming from the entrapped tent, which is now rising in temperature)

Lava-horn Henchmare: The screaming will only hasten your demise…

Opaline: Now all of the cutie marks come to me one by one…

Lava-horn Overmare: And when ALL those cutie marks have been collected, the Queen and I—and HOPEFULLY just us alone—will be the ONLY ones that can hold power of all those marks, and NOPONY and NO DRAGON can do ANYTHING to CHANGE THAT!!!!

Opaline: Bing…bong

Lava-horn Overmare: Bing Bing BONG!

Opaline: But I’m saving my favorite cutie marks for last.

Lava-horn Overmare: Yeeeesss, those cutie marks! The ones that marked themselves the so-called “Chosen Ones”—these Hoarders of the Unity Crystals…

Opaline: And once I have those, nothing will stop me from total domination!

Lava-horn Overmare: Tonight, we feast on their power…and tommorrow, we will dominate this pathetic world with our pink-hot iron-horseshoe RULE!!!

Opaline: Then, Equestria is mine! [cackling]

Lava-horn Overmare: (Riding on top of Lava) FLY my scalie pretties! FLLLLYYY!!!! BURN everything moving in sight and show NO mercy to the dissenters!!!