MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (B) - Mane Six meets the Dragons for the first time

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Blaize: But why… are you here?
[thud!]
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Professor: AAAAAHH SPITWADS ON A STRAW!!! We may already be too late!!!
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Tarred-and-Charred Dragon: Well well well, scratch me diamonds and call me Pasty!!! You look like an quare couple of wee whinnies!
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Blaize: You are trespassing on the Isle of Scaly.
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Professor: WAIT WAIT STOP!! We come in peace!! In fact, we’re here to warn you about an upcoming danger!!!
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Tarred-and-Charred Dragon: HAR HAR HAR, oldest trick in the slate!! What’s yer story, horsies??!! Ya eejits came over to clem our cache?? You must had the gall-stones to pull that dodgy job off behind our diamond backs!
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Blaize: Who are you?
Sunny Starscout: I’m Sunny.
This is Hitch…
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Deputy Mare: SHERIFF Hitch…I’m Deputy Mare! And BEFORE you get all fired up, let us inform you that we have an official legitimate reason to enter into your island territories based on this pending warrant we are pursuing, ma’am!
(Hitch chuckles nervously)
Sunny Starscout: …Izzy…
(Izzy Moonbow laughs joyfully)
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Foster Twins: COOOOLLLL!!!!!
Sunny Starscout: …Pipp…
Pipp Petals: Hi.
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Butler: Greetings! PLEASE to make your acquaintance, Madamoiselle! I presume you are the—chieftain of your posse group??
Sunny Starscout: …Zipp…
Zipp Storm: I…
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Inspector Mare: Howdy-diddly-do-y’all!! HEhee….SORRY about the loud unconventional landing here, fellers! You don’t happen to have a spares hangar to store our Marestream, do you??
Sunny Starscout: …and Misty.
(Misty squeaks in high pitch)
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Rebel Mare: ….I think I’m going to need a change of pants after this…
LordFlareon
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

Blaize: Who are you?
Sunny Starscout: I’m Sunny.
This is Hitch…
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Deputy Mare: SHERIFF Hitch…I’m Deputy Mare! And BEFORE you get all fired up, let us inform you that we have an official legitimate reason to enter into your island territories based on this pending warrant we are pursuing, ma’am!
(Hitch chuckles nervously)
Sunny Starscout: …Izzy…
(Izzy Moonbow laughs joyfully)
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Foster Twins: COOOOLLLL!!!!!
Sunny Starscout: …Pipp…
Pipp Petals: Hi.
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Butler: Greetings! PLEASE to make your acquaintance, Madamoiselle! I presume you are the—chieftain of your posse group??
Sunny Starscout: …Zipp…
Zipp Storm: I…
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Inspector Mare: Howdy-diddly-do-y’all!! HEhee….SORRY about the loud unconventional landing here, fellers! You don’t happen to have a spares hangar to store our Marestream, do you??
Sunny Starscout: …and Misty.
(Misty squeaks in high pitch)
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Rebel Mare: ….I think I’m going to need a change of pants after this…
And I’m Flareon. Guardian of the sacred Fire Realm!
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Blaize: Okay… Why are you here?
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Rebel Mare: Hey hey hey there! Let’s tone down with the facial scowls…
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(Tarred-and-Charred Dragon):We ain’t here to make muckers with you nags and mud trotters!! The chieftain asked you a serious straight question!!
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Professor: We’re GOING to get to that PART!! GEEZ!! You lizzies are SO impatient!!!
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(Tarred-and-Charred Dragon): HARHHARHARHA––ya know, ya kinda remind me of an ol’ laddy that me pappy used to gowl about!
Between you and me, this ain’t very personal…just followin’ the chieftain’s orders without gettin’ me scales singed to a ruddy crisp!
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Sunny Starscout: Uh, to help…
Blaize: Pretty sure we don’t need your help.
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Professor: No help from being saved from a tyrannical pony mad mare whose goal is sucking all of you reptilians dry like a milkshake through a bendy straw??!!
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(Black-and-tan dragon): HMMMPPHHH! HOHOHO! You are full of gas, lady! If I wasn’t so cluttered on the black stuff right now, I woulda roast you all like a charcoal pit!!
HAR HAR HAR HAR, I’m only coddlin’ ya!
(To Blaize) What says you, chief??? Can we really trust a word comin’ from that horse’s mouth??
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Blaize: Who are you?
Sunny Starscout: I’m Sunny.
This is Hitch…
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Deputy Mare: SHERIFF Hitch…I’m Deputy Mare! And BEFORE you get all fired up, let us inform you that we have an official legitimate reason to enter into your island territories based on this pending warrant we are pursuing, ma’am!
(Hitch chuckles nervously)
Sunny Starscout: …Izzy…
(Izzy Moonbow laughs joyfully)
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Foster Twins: COOOOLLLL!!!!!
Sunny Starscout: …Pipp…
Pipp Petals: Hi.
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Butler: Greetings! PLEASE to make your acquaintance, Madamoiselle! I presume you are the—chieftain of your posse group??
Sunny Starscout: …Zipp…
Zipp Storm: I…
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Inspector Mare: Howdy-diddly-do-y’all!! HEhee….SORRY about the loud unconventional landing here, fellers! You don’t happen to have a spares hangar to store our Marestream, do you??
Sunny Starscout: …and Misty.
(Misty squeaks in high pitch)
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Rebel Mare: ….I think I’m going to need a change of pants after this…
And I’m Flareon. Guardian of the sacred Fire Realm!
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(Tarred-and-Charred Dragon): Ah, then the chief will be up to high doh in making buds with ye! But heed me word! You spark even a wee ember on one of us, ye gonna be roasting like a sorry siren in a spit!
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Sunny Starscout: Oh, uh, Blaize, I’m not the—
Blaize: This way!
[Sunny Starscout laughs nervously]
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Dragon Dragoon: (Flies upwards to keep an eye on the horses)
Do not mind me, capaillíní beaga! Just treat me as your humble chaperone who has the gallstones to burn y’all caillini into a charred crisp or snap your wee lil’ neck open like a twig! I ain’t coddlin’ with ya this time, ya boggy trotters!
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Professor: Heheheheh, figures…
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Deputy Mare: At least that saves me the trouble of keepin’ y’all in line!
LordFlareon
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

Sunny Starscout: Oh, uh, Blaize, I’m not the—
Blaize: This way!
[Sunny Starscout laughs nervously]
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Dragon Dragoon: (Flies upwards to keep an eye on the horses)
Do not mind me, capaillíní beaga! Just treat me as your humble chaperone who has the gallstones to burn y’all caillini into a charred crisp or snap your wee lil’ neck open like a twig! I ain’t coddlin’ with ya this time, ya boggy trotters!
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Professor: Heheheheh, figures…
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Deputy Mare: At least that saves me the trouble of keepin’ y’all in line!
Yeah, but he’s talking to you too, Deputy.
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Dragon Dragoon: Git’er muddy trotters movin’, naggers! We ain’t got all mornin’!
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Professor: OKAY, we’re going, we’re going!
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Izzy Moonbow: Hi! Nice to meet you! I’m Izzy! We flew here on the Mare Stream, which might be broken. I wanted to make a good impression, so I crafted these charms for you.
Filly Twin:I worked all day finding the BIGGEST and BEAUTIFUL-EST flowers and gems in all of Bridlewood!!
Colt Twin: We hope we can be the best-est of friends with your awesome kind!
Izzy Moonbow: They have our names on them so you can remember who your new friends are. [gasps]
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Dragon Dragoon: WELL, ain’t ye a bundle of delira and excira!? Do yer oul fellas ever find ya gowlin’ too much?!
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Luxxe: I’m Luxxe! You made this? I love it!
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Foster Twins: YYAAAAYYYY!!!! Success!!
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Dragon Dragoon: (Looks at his large colorful crystal bracelet)
Hmmmm…could use a couple more black daggers and knives!
Izzy Moonbow: Hoof-to-heart, Luxxe! [grunts]
(Luxxe strongly shoves Izzy onto Leaf)
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Dragon Dragoon: HAR HAR HAR, careful there, Luxie!! You almost gave that caillin pony a fierce bruising!
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Dragon Dragoon: Yer not even a WEE scuttled of us? Ya either trottin’ with two big boulders between yer legs, or you’re an ossified moran to the bone!
I’m only slaggin’ ya, Harharhar!
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Fountain: I’m Fountain. What are you doing?
Butler: Please to make your acquaintance, Madame Fountain!
Pipp Petals: Hi, I’m Pipp. I’m just trying to find a signal.
[phone beeping]
Ugh! My phone is really acting up.
Butler: I TOLD you to download a golden premium data plan before we left for the isles, Princess!
Fountain: Um, signal? Uh, I don’t know if we have that here. Also, what is a phone?
Butler: Oohh dear… of course. You dragons have been isolated from us ponies for so long, that we all progress further into the digital age, while all you remained stuck in the stone age due to hibernation, just like the Breezies…
WELL, irregardless, please do not focus your worried on her, Madam Fountain. That’s usually my job….
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Zipp Storm: Okay, so… Name – Tumble. Age – Dragon age.
Inspector Mare: Let’s just go with over 500….it HAS been ages time since they seen a pony….
Zipp Storm: Current questions? These.
Inspector Mare: You don’t happen to see a very strange purple alicorn with a white fru-fru mane and loves to laugh like a mustachio villain, do you??
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Zipp Storm: When did you all wake up?
Tumble: When the evil one came!
Zipp Storm: “Evil one”? [gasps] Opaline!
Fountain: Her magic shook the Isles, and she captured Lava and Jade.
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Dragon Dragoon: That fleckin’ hoor brushed us over like a swarm of bats, I tell ye!! Flew in with me claws at the ready, but—that geebag was like a pure cat up to the 90!!
Her power was just clatterin’ with––SO much infernal magic!! She could incinerate our homeland to ashes if she wanted to!!
Zipp Storm: Opaline captured two of your friends?! How?!
Tumble: It takes us dragons weeks to awaken from a magical hibernation that deep. [groans]
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Dragon Dragoon: Not a grand way to start off the mornin’, I know!
Misty: She attacked when you were half asleep? That sounds like Opaline.
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Rebel Mare: So THAT’S why we couldn’t find you all in the caves! You all ran off as soon as Opaline took advantage of your slumber!
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Dragon Dragoon: She made hames to our posse before she flew off with our two lassies!
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THAT, BIG, MEANIE!!! I can’t believe that monster would capture both Lava and Jade!!! OH, WHEN I GET MY HOOVES ON HER, I’LL TEACH HER A HUGE LESSON THAT SHE’LL NEVER FORGET!!!
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