Fetish fuel headcanons [NSFW]

Celestia can read minds only to find someone’s fetish and transform her form into anything she wants to be to get anyone horny, even her enemies, sister, student and friends, and even people she never met face to face.

@Ore-O  
So, she’s Chrysalis?

Octavia owns Equestria’s only classical strip club. She often dances too Beethoven.

@PonyPon  
To an extent, she can also transform anyone lucky/unlucky into what they want to be and make their wet dreams come true and make it more pleasurable. Celly has the libido of Zeus.

@Ore-O  
>Celly has the libido of Zeus.  
Dayum!

Chrysalis amuses herself by laying eggs in unsuspecting ponies, sometimes even her own drones, concocting the completely false notion that they need to be incubated in a body other than her own.

Trains have sex with tunnels.
 
I did not write it but I wish I did.

@Dr_Robotpony  
Mind = blown
 
Every pony is gay for Pinkie’s Ass.

@gasmaskangel  
Speaking of Pinkie, she’s basically Jack Harkness in pony form. She flirted with everyone she ever met. Even if they didn’t know it.

@Ore-O  
I can totally see that.

@Ore-O  
Sooooo, when she was trying to cheer up Cranky… She really was coming on to him?

@Sjogre  
Yep, also, she was trying to get Gilda to break up with Dash so that Pinkie can have that plump griffon butt.

@Ore-O  
Giggity.

Celestia and Luna rarely get intense with each other because most fruits don’t taste good with melted cheeses.
 
Rarity has gained a reputation as a fantastic dom. Or a terrible one, depending on who you ask, as her domming goes much farther then leather and whips. She craves mental dominance over her partners, and that’s usually enough to scare most ponies off.
 
Screwball’s most vanilla sex move is called The Danny.

@PonyPon  
Do we want to know what The Danny is?

It’s where she || Sprouts the wings of a bat, stomps like a zombie, and whistles Row, row, row you Boat through a carwash.||
 
She regards it as a classic.

@PonyPon  
What the heck are you talking about? The Danny requires a human boy and a pegasus pony.
 
It was created by Surprise back in G1.

@Sjogre  
Some should tell her that. She’ll have to rename it The Antonucci.

Equestria holds a holiday called “The Great Orgy” once a year where all the stallions and mares get together in they’re respective town square’s and have a massive orgy that last three days. Rarity doesn’t go since she does not wish to be taken in an orgy but its because of her fifth leg. Fluttershy doesn’t go either since she prefer’s a dungeon for sex rather than the town square.

@SeraphimDawn  

 
 
To expand on this, its more that she really, really enjoys tieing them down.

Every pony is a herm. All of them.
 
Zecora knows of a changeling base in the Everfree. They leave her alone, since Chrysalis uses her as a very efficient broodmother. Because of this, her hive has reservations on injuring zebras.

@PonyPon  
Both headcanons accepted.

How each changeling queen does Bjs…Just because:
 
Chrysalis-savage and hungry, very satisfing  
Miasma-less elegant, but very sloppy. fluids will get everywhere and she will expect a nice, deep kiss afterwards  
Myxine-slow and methodical. not a bunch of flare. a “strictly business” bj  
Ambrosia-getting off not a guarantee. she’ll be more concerned with getting your cock to turn purple. and then how many shades she can get  
Calliphora-she just sorta breathes on it. oddly draining

Hearts and Hooves day marks the beginning of estrus in Equestria. At sunset all of the unattached mares and stallions meet for a huge orgy.

@gasmaskangel  

 
I thought I said something like this.