Crazy Headcanons

The EQG counterparts of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are actually friends of the CMC.

The reason why Rarity makes Sweetie Belle and Spike do hard work is because according she’s trying to teach them meaning of hard work. And once they become successful then they can have others do work for them. That’s how it worked for Rarity. And the cycle continues.

Rainbow Dash hates auroras or polar lights. For a flying pegasus like her auroras are actually naturally disorienting and blames them for causing 75% of flying accident between other pegasi.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
I mean, I could understand it, rich or poor I actually hate spending money as a whole unless necessary or again for very specific affordable luxuries.

@Latecomer
Twilight has been always the main administrator. Spike meanwhile is the one with the grunt work, which is perfect because Twilight would be a disaster at taking care of mundane details at home.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
I agree with Rarity. An ocasional lemonade stand or some small work in some stuff never harms anyone as long as it’s with moderation.

@SleepySteve
But they wouldn’t be above having friendly harmless rivalries.

Eqg Lyra’s favorite show is King of the Hill. Mostly because of Dale Gribble, her idol and senpai. She unironically roots for his conspiracy theories. Lyra also believes the government wants to hide the truth. Including the existance of ponies. She even had her own pirate radio station that she broadcasted on the school speakers which Celestia gave her detention for.

Equestria was actually founded as a colony but declared independence to be an elightened benevolent monarchy similar to the Brazilian Empire.

The original land is now lost to time but some say it is a tyrannical authoritarian regime ruled not by ponies but by horses.

And the horses who colonized Equestria evolved into smaller but more magically inclined ponies.

“Feeling Pinkie Keen” and the first couple scenes of “The Last Roundup” take place only about a week apart. And grief was aggravating Derpy’s clumsiness, as her husband had recently died unexpectedly.

@Korora
First losing her eyesight and now losing her husband, Derpy is riddled with tragedies.

Celestia is secretly a pyromaniac. But she constantly goes to therapy and distract herself with other hobbies to never indulge into such thoughts.

Twilight has a contingency plan should anyone betray her or act against the interest. One of them being Starlight vaporising Discord into the Netherrealm since only she can rival in power. And for Starlight too by removing her cutie mark.

@Phoenixflambe
Very Batman of her. :D

Fluttershy takes a bath once in a week and mostly smells like an animal caretaker.

@Khauntzat Adramélekhizarovich Searmaev
And I’d still hug her.

@Just Wayne
And while not quite canon, putting Equestria’s magic into the Unity Crystals was also her contingency plan. Which she just executed.

@Phoenixflambe
I thought of that headcanon too. That would be awesome. :D

@Phoenixflambe
Starlight can never rival discord, discord let that happen to prove his point

Applebloom it’s a fan of fritos of every tastes.
She even wanted to appear in commercials of fritos as the “bandita”.

Barking Mad was fully healed by the time of the Storm Invasion.

Human Rainbow Dash unironically thinks bikini armor is cool. Also she sees it that it requires her to duck more and a challenge not to get hit. She likes to show off her physique after all. She sometimes wonders why people haven’t attempted it in real battles.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
That’s basically Wonder Woman, so Twilight is Batman while Dash is Wonder Woman. Who’s next?

@Just Wayne
Pinkie Pie is Green Latern who can imagine toys as weapons. Although many have said it, Applejack is Superman (although I think Twilight could make a good one too). Fluttershy could be Martian Womanhunter (sorry) because they both seem shy but kind. And I wonder if there is a well dressed superhero that Rarity could be?

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Cool~ It could be Martian Marehunter but there is actually a female Martian hero called Miss Martian, and sometimes her personality is shy sometimes. For Rarity, other than Zatanna who does magic performance and likes to be bold and dazzling I can’t think of anyone else. :P

Pinkie’s party planning mentor was the same Razzaroo Smallworld whom cultural historians would credit with helping repair the party planner profession’s reputation, which had been sullied when the appalling (and grimdark) crimes and sheer chutzpah of Mirthful Cheer had come to light.

Nothing to do with cupcakes; some spiteful poison-pen equated Pinkie Pie with Sweeney Trot and Mrs. Hoovett from Daring Do and the Staff of Star Swirl the Bearded.

Rarity is firmly anticommunist.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Ew.

Does make sense though - she’s pretty classic-liberal, if I understand the term right.