Crazy Headcanons

Crystal War Timeline: Boot camp made Zephyr Breeze into the pony he needed to be. Ultimately, he laid down his life to ensure that Celestia’s commandos could get through. He lived long enough to learn that the mission was a success and Sombra had been slain.

The reason why Pinkie always hogged the apple cider in the The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 it’s because she’s secretly trying to keep Dash away from cider because she believes Rainbow could easily become an alcoholic.

Still a dick move and naturally didn’t work because cold turkey never works.

Other than Grogar’s bell, coffee is another thing that can activate Pinkie Pie’s “true power” and everypony, especially Mr. and Mrs. Cakes, tries everything in their power to not let her drink any.

@Just Wayne
It’s more powerful than Grogar’s Bell. Coffee turns anyone into Gods.

@Phoenixflambe
Well, I drink coffee everyday. Where is my incredible godlike power?

@Phoenixflambe
Only if you were a pony, it’s useless otherwise.

Here’s one I came up with that’ll spark some nostalgia:

Marble Pie and Limestone Pie use their fanon names (Inkie and Blinkie, respectively) as nicknames.

@DragonBoi471
Nice!!

@DragonBoi471
That’s Pinkie’s former childhood nicknames she’ll use.

@DragonBoi471
Man yeah, I remember Inkie and Blinkie being a thing back in the day. Kind of wish this was true as a way for the show to acknowledge it.

Ancient crystal ponies are the reason there’s been no demon or evil god left to threaten the world since long before Equestria even was a thing. Give or take some rare survivors like the Pony of Shadows or Windigoes.

@Roseluck
As annoying as those crystal ponies are I guess we owe them that.

G1: It was hard getting word to the Big Brother Ponies that the goal was now Paradise Estate rather than Dream Castle.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
The crystal ponies of old are even more unimpressed with their descendants than you are.

A.K. Yearling was a droput from archeology school because she suggested Ahuizotl is real years ago.

Verko’s attempt at vengeance on Rarity was derailed because Derpy had suspicions of the anonymous package sent to the Carousel Boutique. The bomb squad confirmed those suspicions.

@Korora
Verko’s new low, becoming a terrorist.

Despite their differences Rarity and Applejack share many of the same values.

They believe in traditional Ponyville values like hard work and not letting your customer down. They both are extreme workaholics.

Twilight Sparkle participated in an anti-crack comercial when she was 15 years old. The commercial was admittedly the typical anti-drug lousy commercial that never really works……but Twilight, nostalgic as she is, still thinks on it as a peak on her career.

G1: By the time the My Little Pony ’n Friends ended, Gonk and Glouda had accidentally blown themselves up in an ill-thought-out inventing spree.

@Korora
I wouldn’t wish that upon my enemies.

@Phoenixflambe
When you routinely go about inventing without any plan, what do you think will happen eventually?

Applejack is more like her father. More outgoing. More action oriented.

Big Mac is more like his mother. More reserved. More of a thinker.

Ember found one of her true passions after visiting the pony world…………pogo sticks.

Rarity is a fan of freeform jazz

Rarity is a good saxaphone player.