The Sports Thread

@toxicrystal  
If it makes you feel any better, the next two weeks I will definitely be rooting for the Patriots.
 
Mostly because fuck the Jets, and the Dolphins aren’t gonna win so why bother there

@EHAN  
It doesn’t, but thanks for trying.

@toxicrystal  
i tried

Patriots all the way
 
I might be one of the very, very few Pats fans in Texas but goddammit, Bill Belichick is so similar to Tom Landry that I can’t help it :V
 
I’m not a Texan at heart when it comes to a variety of things, but my love for Tom Landry puts me right up there with the most zealous Texans

Cardinals tho :D

@ghostfacekiller39  
I praise you for your bravery.

@toxicrystal  
If I explained to others that it’s mostly because of Landry and that I hate the Cowboys because of how Jerry Jones treated Landry, they would easily understand
 
most people who are fans of the Cowboys hate Jerry Jones for his treatment of Landry, even though it happened in 1988 and Jones admitted he was wrong
 
Don’t care, though, you just don’t fucking treat Tom Landry like he did :V He’ll always be a slimy turd to me because of that.
 
Landry <3

Oh, can we talk about hockey for a bit?  
Specifically, how the Bruins absofuckinglutely wrecked the Penguins’ shit the other night with a score of 6-2.

@toxicrystal  
Not the Penguins D:
 
The only team other than the Blackhawks and the Coyotes that I actually know

@EHAN  
I want the Penguins to lose because my friend is a huge fan.

@toxicrystal  
i know that feel

@EHAN  
YEAH I KNOW YOU DO BECAUSE YOU WANT THE PATS TO LOSE.

@toxicrystal  
It was mostly a joke, I don’t actually want them to lose. It won’t happen.
 
But I have a small soft spot for the Titans. Not significant enough for me to actually think they’ll beat the Patriots, but enough for me to have that faint belief that they might.

Speaking of the Penguins, my friend (same friend) wanted me to triangulate their position when the bombs dropped in Fallout 4 to see if they survived longer than the Bruins.  
Of course, I was happy to oblige.
 

Meanwhile the Sharks will not make it all the to the Stanley Cup.

@igotnopicks  

 
Just pieces of them?

GG Titans, but you’ve already lost with that dumbass fumble you made.

GODDAMN!  
The Titans should just give up if we’re gonna play like this.

@toxicrystal  
I’ve been asleep. Is 24-10 a fuckup on the Patriots’ effort?

@EHAN  

@EHAN  
Why would you ever say that?

In other news, as a Bears fan… it’s really hard to not root for the Vikings right now.

The Panthers/Giants game is like a UN meeting.  
Flags everywhere.

@toxicrystal  
You talk about flags, then suddenly the Bears/Vikings game has had two flags in three seconds

@EHAN  
They’ve expanded.