
The Sports Thread


Mikey 

























Moderator
Pone of Astronomy
So now we have to choose between the new Patriots or the team with 5 SB wins.

igotnopicks 

Monado User
@LordDusk2014
The Kneecap biter ends his season with the guttisiest calls of all time. Going for it on 4th down.
The Kneecap biter ends his season with the guttisiest calls of all time. Going for it on 4th down.
Brock Purdy is the writer of the script. And when he take over a game it’s usually through his arm but now he has 48 rushing yards.

LordDusk2014 


Commentator
@Count Oxymagomedov Sear
Well, of course Nickelodeon is gonna do it for the cold open to their Super Bowl broadcast, and it coincides with the Sponge’s 25th anniversary.
Well, of course Nickelodeon is gonna do it for the cold open to their Super Bowl broadcast, and it coincides with the Sponge’s 25th anniversary.

I-Hung-Myself 



I’m so glad I caught the Nickelodeon show, this is what’ll get me more interested in football!



Background Human 



CHS, Class of 20XX
@Mikey
We finally get rid of the Patriots, and now there’s a new dynasty cock-blocking the rest of the AFC.
We finally get rid of the Patriots, and now there’s a new dynasty cock-blocking the rest of the AFC.
But they can’t win every year, right? The Bengals got past them two years ago. Surely the Bills will figure them out one of these days.

Mikey 

























Moderator
Pone of Astronomy
@Background Human
I’d like that, but I’m not hopeful. Maybe one day we’ll give them a good kicking though.
I’d like that, but I’m not hopeful. Maybe one day we’ll give them a good kicking though.

LordDusk2014 


Commentator
The Athletics will play ball in Sacramento for at least three years before ultimately moving to Vegas in 2028.

igotnopicks 

Monado User
The Buffalo Bills have officially lost the first round of the NFL draft by not drafting anybody and trading out of it and by giving the Chiefs a speedy receiver.
The Falcons are in a second place losing in the first round. Why you may ask. They drafted a QB when they have a QB. By the time Kirk’s contract is done. Their other QB would be 28.
Background Pony #106D
Does anyone here watch the Indycar racing series? I’ve heard recently that one team had a win from a few weeks ago get disqualified after it was discovered they had somehow manipulated something that gave them an illegal advantage on starts and restarts. I’m not exactly familiar with how things work there, but it sounds quite serious.

igotnopicks 

Monado User
Oh boy, the Suns have already lost.
Oh boy, I can’t wait to see what they blame it on this time.

SleepySteve 

Apples and Pears
Next week we shall know if TNT will continue to air the NBA for the next decade.
But man, things aren’t looking great.

igotnopicks 

Monado User
We can cross off the Chiefs for making the Superbowl this year.
Another one of thier players got arrested. This is twice already.



Jb33124 











10 Years on Derpibooru!
Bayern Munich are the Kings of the Bottlejob.
1-0 up with 88 minutes gone.
Lost 2-1 to Real Madrid.
Background Pony #5E6F
How’s this for a significant international sports upset?
https://sports.yahoo.com/ultimate-embarrassment-cricket-powerhouse-losing-134945039.html
https://sports.yahoo.com/ultimate-embarrassment-cricket-powerhouse-losing-134945039.html
Team USA just beat Pakistan in the Cricket World Cup!
Cricket is a sport that’s huge in South Asia but gets almost no attention here in America, so an upset like this is a very big deal.


igotnopicks 

Monado User
@Background Pony #5E6F
Imagine the US cares bout cricket which the US doesn’t. Then this would be good news.
Imagine the US cares bout cricket which the US doesn’t. Then this would be good news.
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