Violet Rose in The Rain
Something we don’t talk about enough with regards to climate change is that it will eventually get so hot that the goth lifestyle will become unsustainable, which means humanity’s most precious resource- hot goth chicks- will be extinct by 2040.
At some point, we as a species decided that oil profits were more important than corsetted big titty ladies with Cleopatra eye makeup. This hell world is what we deserve.
The Amazon and Bauhaus concerts- two life-enriching, endangered ecosystems that capitalism run amuck will wipe from the face of the earth.
Nations will become destabilized as goth refugees flee to cooler climates to hold goth dance nights in the few cities left on earth able to safely accommodate PVC fetish gear.
You don’t have to monitor the melting of the polar ice caps to understand the severity of our present situation- simply find someone in a Siouxsie and The Banshees shirt and see how quickly their mascara runs when they step outside.
If aliens came to our planet and asked us to show them the pinnacle of human achievement, it is clearly The Goth Babe that is the culmination of our genius. Imagine a world with no goths: we’d have to show them nerd shit like Vivaldi or the Fibonacci sequence instead. Embarrassing.