Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy. (Politics General)

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Oh it gets better. Alex Jones’attorney accidentally sent Jones’ texts going back years to the prosecutor. And they just kept it a secret for 12 days, until they finally dropped the bombshell with a declaration of “do you know what perjury is”?
Oh it gets worse. The trophy for the Saudi funded golf tournament at Trump’s golf resort, the same one he buried his ex-wife at as a tax avoidance scheme, looks like the wreckage of the Twin Towers.
It’s not just his ex-wife’s grave this bastard is stepping on.
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I’ve never had sex but I can only imagine it feels something like watching Alex Jones being absolutely destroyed in court.
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How the hell do you accidentally send two years worth of incriminating texts to the opposition!?
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Oh and now the Jan 6 committee is asking for Jones’ texts to investigate his involvement with the Insurrection.
Edit: In more solemn news, Indiana Congresswoman Jackie Walorski and 2 of her staffers has died in a car crash.
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I was pondering that.
The way I see it there are three possibilities.
  1. General incompetence. The lawyer had the contact info of the prosecution in his phone/on his PC and pulled something stupid like a reply all.
  2. Some ill conceived attempt at a mistrial, forgetting the fact that since the texts were already requested during discovery their introduction during the trial would not lead to a mistrial.
  3. Guilty conscience. The lawyer has come to fully believe that Jones is a guilty motherfucker and is throwing the trial.
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It’s probably 1 or 2. Definetly not 3.
Jones brings alot of his lawyers onto his shows, gave one a show even once, and they are just as awful as he is.
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@Zincy
4. Jones tried to weasel out of paying the attorney and the attorney had just had enough of his shit.
I honestly believe that Jones is so stupid he thinks his bankruptcy means he doesn’t have to pay his lawyers. At some point he’s been screaming about the emperor’s new clothes so much he can’t tell if he’s wearing pants himself any more.
But he is. And they’re on fire.
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When you lay down with snakes, you get up with fleas. Or something like that.
I’m sure Jones’ body is covered with bites and sucker marks by now.
His immortal soul, too.
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Well the main ones i know about…
-Alex’s lawyers ended up accidently sending everything on Alex’s phone (including 2 years worth of text messages and private emails/messages) to the lawyer’s representing the families of the SH victims
-Alex denies saying that he called the judge a pedo and was part of a child sex trafficking ring, only for the judge to play a clip from InfoWars where Alex said that she’s a pedo and has links to a child sex trafficking ring
-Judge also brings up a clip from InfoWas that show Alex with a picture of the judge being set on fire
-Alex brings up how he wouldn’t have enough money to pay for the victims despite the judge bringing up the fact that Jones makes around $800,000 per show
-Alex says that he admits that the Sandy Hooks shooting was real and that he is sorry to the victims, everyone calls him out on his bullshit
-The judge outright said “This isn’t like your show, you need to tell the truth here”
-Alex stars having a fake coughing fit and pretends to be sick by saying tha he has a torn larynx, despite the fact that the judge then shows a clip of Alex screaming his lungs out on an InfoWars episode that aired just hours before the trial
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Sounds like things aren’t going well for him. If he wasn’t proof that politicians love to quote the bible while being more incline to use it to start a fire than to actually read it, I might have some sympathy for him.
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Alex Jones’lawyer ended today’s trial by reading off the famous “First they came for…” poem.
Half of Jones’ show is screaming about gay frogs. The other half is hawking viagra.
But he spends both halves ranting about (((globalists))) and (((Soros))) because just saying “THE JEWS!” would be too honest for him by the way.
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The right wing trying to appropriate the “First they came for…” poem is one if the most disgusting things I’ve seen them do.
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Not surprising, given Trump’s opinion on “losers” (which he isn’t, mind you, it’s always other people’s fault when he doesn’t meet success, don’t you know?)
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And, hopefully, his audience and platform as well (if he loses enough that he can’t keep the lights on InfoWars anymore).
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So Trump is supporting Eric in Missouri the problem is is the fact that there are two Erics.
And then we have, Kansas getting a win for people’s rights.
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Alex Jones tried to get a mistrial.
Which to be fair, he should. Things have gone so far off the rails for him. The text stunt alone would be a good reason to declare one.
But thankfully it was denied. The texts were technically within the set parameters of the trial. He’s not weaseling his way out of this one that easily.
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