Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Zincy
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
My house has several very comfy pet beds, along with a variety of couches and people beds. Two of such pet beds were wedding gifts, very nice ones.
Does my dog choose to sleep on any of these nice beds? No, she chooses to sleep in a clothes hamper. She’s a 60 pound Australian cattle dog, and she chooses to sleep in a plastic hamper.
Do the cats? No, one decides to sleep on a fallen wash cloth, the other inside the dog kennel.
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