Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Lobinchi  
@LightningBolt  
I need to do this tonight for scientific proof.

@Lobinchi  
My dreams are usually vaguely related to reality or something I was doing/thinking/reading of that day. Sometimes…they’re related to nothing. I have a better track record if I read fanfics first.

@Lobinchi  
I’ll try this.
 
The accursed cooldown period after a male orgasm sucks though…it’s possible to have multiple but it takes discipline.

@noobiestbrony  
But you cant have multiple orgasms! You’ll die xDD

@noobiestbrony  
One time, I kept making my boyfriend touch himself after one attempt, and the noises he made were amazing.
 
I know you don’t care, but It’s related to what you said.

@LightningBolt  
Yeah, sometimes you dream of the mosr important thing of your day… sometimes is just randomness, but i have a nice control over my dreams~

@LightningBolt  
Oh my, does that hurt? :o

@Lobinchi  
It actually happened once, but only had two. Was more like a precum. But it definitely felt like a regular orgasm. I stayed erect so I kept going and came again. Felt good actually.

@noobiestbrony  
Well, i tried using a bullet vibrator a whole day but i couldnt resist the pleasure xDD i was starting to feel dehydrated (you dont even want to know the mess i made in my apartment…) and i was having cramps so… i had to turn it off, it was a nice experience anyways. But it was getting more annoying than pleasurable.

@Lobinchi  
Yeah. There is a point where it just becomes unbearable. That’s why I usually can’t do it any more than about 3 times a day. I can try though.

@BadgingBadger  
O3O

@noobiestbrony
 
@Lobinchi  
I don’t have a vibrator, but I have had leg cramps when reaching orgasm. It can be painful but I imagine some will get enjoyment out of it.

It’s done.
 

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@Registered Anon  
I had leg cramps during my most recent fap.

@noobiestbrony  
Great tagging job. >.>

The worst thing about taking a shower is that it makes your penis look like a turtle hiding in its shell.

@LightningBolt  
I didn’t upload it. I tried, but I was too slow. :P

@Holofan4life  
Wait…that happens to everyone?

@Holofan4life  
Well, at least it doesn’t retreat back inside your body.

@Holofan4life  
hahahahaha what? XDD That made me laugh for some reason, i just imagined a guy with a turtle between his legs c: That was stupid, but fun… Drugs are bad, kids.

@noobiestbrony
 
Yes. It’s called shrinkage.

@Holofan4life  
I thought it only happened when it was cold and I just had a weird member…

@noobiestbrony
 
I’ve also have it happened in hot water.

@Holofan4life  
Huh. My self confidence is boosted.
 
I have a schledium myself but sometimes I feel like it’s too small.

@noobiestbrony
 
Mine looks like a chewed up pencil eraser.