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@Shepherd
I love pancakes. Honey’s a great substitute for Maple Syrup by the way. Honestly, I think it’s even better than Maple Syrup.
Pancakes are delicious, but I’ve always been a fruit syrup kind of person. Especially if there are chunks of the fruit in there. So very good…
 
 
@mjangelvortex  
@LightningBolt
When’s Arbor Day? That lovely BP promised us to have a big woody dick day then.
Also, dicks are good.
Aw, you remembered! And it’s funny, I was just thinking about that the other day too. It really is only fair after all, what with the fetish thread constantly doing lady bits and pieces.
 
Just so long as you aren’t expecting to see mine. I don’t do that sort of thing myself.
 
 
@mjangelvortex  
@LightningBolt
Well darn, that’s still quite a wait then. (We can still have more dick days throughout the year).
Perhaps we can schedule another on the day taxes are due, since that’s traditionally a day a lot of people get the shaft.
 
**cricket noises**
 
Yes, I’m still going for the comedy value. And on that note, it’s unfortunate I didn’t remember earlier that Richard Nixon was born in January.
 
 
@mjangelvortex  
Do the people that go there just assume that straight girls, gay guys, and bisexuals don’t want to oggle at guys and think everyone wants pure girls?
As a guy, I can safely say that not everyone wants pure girls. Some want impure ones instead. And the big dream is the girl who appears pure, but would happily gangbang a kennel if you asked politely.
 
… Ok, all joking aside, I do feel like the expectation (though not necessarily the reality) for a lot of the pornographic material produced is that the main consumer is going to be (relatively) straight guys. And I’d even say I suspect there are statistics supporting that, although whether that’s legitimately because guys just have that much harder a time controlling their baser instincts or because the entire situation’s a self fulfilling prophecy due to the other groups not being catered too as much, is a harder question to answer. Plus there’s a general cultural thing where straight girls are almost expected to be disgusted by pornography (which again, if the predominant variety is focused towards straight guys, might be an alternative explanation why).
 
So… yeah, it’s honestly hard to say what people think in those situations. I’m inclined to think it’s mostly a matter of people playing to the previously established stereotypes, absent the kind of information that might compel them to rethink the entire structure of their pornographic viewing experience.
 
 
@LightningBolt  
I’m not an SJW or a feminist or anything, but that seems mighty self-centered to assume that someone who isn’t you (general you, not you you) likes the same thing you do.
It still disappoints me that “SJW” has become such a pejorative in today’s environment. I mean, virtually every wandering TV hero from the 80s was fighting for social justice of some kind or other. That term should make people think of a talking Pontiac Firebird Trans Am or Dr. Sam Beckett leaping from life to life, trying to make things better. Not the kind of ridiculousness that gets ascribed to it by trolls and 4chan lurkers.
 
In any case, I agree. There are a lot of fetishes I don’t get, but I try to shrug and move on with my life rather than antagonize. People like what they like, and it’s not my place to judge, for the most part. Although to be fair, it can be hard not to comment if someone’s turn on is raping a child’s corpse or something. That’s the kind of thing that stays with you.
 
 
@LightningBolt  
I mean, I’m not attracted to women at all
Darn it, and after I spent all that time writing my MjangelBolt shipfic too.
 
 
@mjangelvortex  
That’s another reason why I didn’t mind you asking. Lots of people here are guys.
I’m actually a super intelligent shade of blue.
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… Ok, all joking aside, I do feel like the expectation (though not necessarily the reality) for a lot of the pornographic material produced is that the main consumer is going to be (relatively) straight guys. And I’d even say I suspect there are statistics supporting that, although whether that’s legitimately because guys just have that much harder a time controlling their baser instincts or because the entire situation’s a self fulfilling prophecy due to the other groups not being catered too as much, is a harder question to answer. Plus there’s a general cultural thing where straight girls are almost expected to be disgusted by pornography (which again, if the predominant variety is focused towards straight guys, might be an alternative explanation why).
 
It’s almost like people who aren’t interested in a thing aren’t going to be, well, interested in a thing. Who knew!
 
There’s a reason it’s a stereotype that women in fandoms are usually well known for writing lots of fanfics (a thing I am very familiar with) and usually about shipping two or more guys together. of course for whatever reason, this stereotype is also more attacked than the alternative, and usually by other women too. I wish I understood Tumblr’s logic behind hating everything, and then turning around to do the exact same thing they say they hate. It’s funny, tumblr and other social media feminists like to blame men for everything, but the issue is just usually other women.
 
There’s no wrong way to fantasize.
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There’s no wrong way to fantasize.
 
Surely. But, when you try to make these fantasies real, standard morality will apply.  
tumblr and other social media feminists like to blame men for everything, but the issue is just usually other women.
 
Honestly, it depends. Women can be sexist, too, but i still perceive most of sexism as stemming from men, and toxic masculinity, if that’s what you’re implying.
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Goddamnit, can I ever just say that without people having to bring in every single “but” into the equation.
 
I don’t need to remind people I’m not stupid to make it clear that I’m not stupid.
 
If we spent ages on this with every topic ever, conversations would never end.
 
Just saying that’s an unnecessary addition and rather obvious.
 
 
Edit: Naturally you edited your post and I have to add a disclaimer that I disagree with your second line so I’m not assumed to agree with it.
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I get why people don’t want to talk about political gender/sex issues here, since it’s not the Tartarus thread.  
But when you bring the topic of feminism to the table, there will always be people wanting to discuss.
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It’s just like that
 
||If I remember correctly in my dream last night, I’m having a REALLY HOT incest with my sister; not just sex, but also a boobjob and blowjob that ends with a cum on boobs.  
So in that sense, I cum in reality while my sister boobjobs me in the dream. I end up wetting my pants and a little bit of my blanket ||
 
Man, this is a first time I had such kind of incest dream
Background Pony #F695
I had a wet dream of fucking my own sister and I cum very much from that dream
Is this normal
As odd as it may sound, yes, it is entirely normal. In fact, it’s not even terribly uncommon. I remember reading a modern study on the subject of wet dreams (of which there have actually not been all that many), in which the researchers documented that 10% of the male respondents had reported having wet dreams of a relative (most typically their mothers). The important thing to remember is that having a dream like that doesn’t mean you want to act on it (probably a good thing for the people who reported having one starring the family pet), and that the entire process is prompted by natural hormone variations and the random memory flashes of an unconscious mind (and could likely be a whole lot weirder with that kind of set-up).
 
Of course if you still want to do her after waking up, that’s a different story altogether, and may be a bit troubling.
 
 
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BGP#9E59 is a Hooloovoo confirmed.
I was hoping someone would pick up on that.
 
 
@LightningBolt  
It’s almost like people who aren’t interested in a thing aren’t going to be, well, interested in a thing. Who knew!
Gotta love a tautology.
 
 
@LightningBolt  
There’s a reason it’s a stereotype that women in fandoms are usually well known for writing lots of fanfics (a thing I am very familiar with) and usually about shipping two or more guys together. of course for whatever reason, this stereotype is also more attacked than the alternative, and usually by other women too. I wish I understood Tumblr’s logic behind hating everything, and then turning around to do the exact same thing they say they hate. It’s funny, tumblr and other social media feminists like to blame men for everything, but the issue is just usually other women.
The female slashfic writer is such a common fandom thing that when I finally get around to inventing that customizable card game based on tropes and clichés, it’ll be one of the cards in the premiere deck. And yes, getting back to seriousness, it is puzzling some of the reactions such a person gets. As to your point about the source of the attacks, maybe it’s a matter of it always being more emotional if it’s something you feel connected to. We seldom hate others with as much fervor as the failings we see (or think we see) in ourselves, after all.
 
 
@LightningBolt  
There’s no wrong way to fantasize.
Thank goodness. If it wasn’t for my fantasy life I’m not sure I could claim to have one.
Background Pony #F695
@Background Pony #9E59
Fair point. (too lazy to quote) People tend to be wholy negative towards our own stuff.
Exactly. You see it a lot of places. Even in this fandom. Just look at how many people are much more negative towards people reacting badly to negative stuff than they are to the negative stuff. I think we all want something connected to us to be good, but we make the mistake of thinking everyone else is going to have the same definition of what that good is. And that’s a pretty good recipe for conflict and anger waiting to happen.
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